Bites

Now come on, you only posted that to boast.

Vitamin K cream has been shown to help accelerate the healing of contusions. Heat packs will also help, assuming the bites were sustained at least 24 hours ago. In addition, however, I'd suggest spending your time coming up with a really good cover story. Perhaps you rescued a young lady's honor when she was savaged by a troop of colobus monkeys?

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Original post by capn_midnight and one on my leg that confuses me a bit.

O_o

That must have been one hell of a night!

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Original post by BeanDog

Imagine how I felt when it happened. Actually, don't.

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Original post by d000hg Now come on, you only posted that to boast.

If I wanted to boast, I would have said things like "firey little redhead" and "in the back of my car".

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Original post by Sneftel Vitamin K cream has been shown to help accelerate the healing of contusions. Heat packs will also help, assuming the bites were sustained at least 24 hours ago.

I'll check it out. Thanks

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In addition, however, I'd suggest spending your time coming up with a really good cover story. Perhaps you rescued a young lady's honor when she was savaged by a troop of colobus monkeys?

Well, my clothes cover them up really well, but if someone were to pull on my shirt sleeve they might see a peek of one on my shoulder. Other than that, people who were around at the time have probably already drawn their own conclusions, which incidentally would probably be jumping a tad too far than what actually happened, but whatever.

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Original post by Zahlman Quote: Original post by capn_midnight and one on my leg that confuses me a bit. O_o

I meant that I don't remember that particular one happening!

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Original post by Gage64 That must have been one hell of a night!

I feel like I got ran over by a truck. I need a weekend just to recouperate from the weekend.

I figure just like any other cut - antibiotic/neosporin (or however you spell it) and some sort of bandage. Maybe even the lip one - it's just like a really, really chapped lip, yeah? Or just tough it out (that is, be too lazy to do anything); that's what I do.

Wow, so lemme get this straight, you got mauled by a fiery little redhead in the back of your car while other people were watching?

Seriously though, if she/he/it punctured your skin at all, you might need a tetanus shot.

Human saliva is poisonous.

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Original post by Avatar God I figure just like any other cut - antibiotic/neosporin (or however you spell it) and some sort of bandage. Maybe even the lip one - it's just like a really, really chapped lip, yeah? Or just tough it out (that is, be too lazy to do anything); that's what I do.

...when you get mauled by a fiery little redhead in the back of your car while being observed by onlookers? [grin]

It's just like I said.

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Original post by Tiffany_Smith Wow, so lemme get this straight, you got mauled by a fiery little redhead in the back of your car while other people were watching?

GAH! People watching!? Now I have to explain, because that just sounds weird. I meant we might have been seen walking back into the house together. That's also what I meant about conclusions going too far -- said person who might have seen us come back in might come to a conclusion that certain things happened that did not actually happen. Actually, it's somewhat comical what happened. It basically ended with, "I wanted to, but now I can't, because I can't help but think of you as your sister's brother, or my cousin's best friend. You're a really great kisser though, so we can keep doing that."

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Original post by Sneftel It's just like I said.

That is awesome.

I also got introduced to someone this weekend who greeted me with, "Oh, so you're Sean?" Apparently I once punched her 14 year old sister in the face...


...at a martial arts school, you curious little ne'erdowells.

Through a situation over the weekend that is a little inappropriate to share here, I am now covered in farm-yard animal bite marks. Does anyone know of an effective treatment? The worst one is on my lip itself, two splits on each side of my lower lip, but I also have 4 or 5 on my shoulder, one on my chest, and one on my leg that confuses me a bit. Is there some kind of salve or something? There's no blood, so I don't think bandages are really necessary.

And thus a meme is born. This works with any noun.

EDIT: And by way of "contributing" did you try biting back? They're often more afraid of you than you are of them.

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Original post by Stephen R And by way of "contributing" did you try biting back? They're often more afraid of you than you are of them.

yeah, right on top of the tattoo on her shoulder that reads, "bite me, please".

Well sometimes they fight it, but that my friend is where tranquilizers come in.

this thread == WIN

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Original post by Tiffany_Smith Quote: Original post by Avatar God I figure just like any other cut - antibiotic/neosporin (or however you spell it) and some sort of bandage. Maybe even the lip one - it's just like a really, really chapped lip, yeah? Or just tough it out (that is, be too lazy to do anything); that's what I do. ...when you get mauled by a fiery little redhead in the back of your car while being observed by onlookers? [grin]

[ignore]

edit: This smilie, while ostensibly the ignore smilie, also bears a marked resemblance to a person bitten on the lips.

So, what do you think of cannibalism now? [grin]

Keep them as clean as you can, and apply liberal amounts of anti bacterial cream. Humans have some nasty stuff living in their mouth/saliva that works just fine in their mouth but not in open wounds.