Just so the other thread doesnt get polluted for those that dont wanna read that sort of thing post any humour posts here (comments from the stuff newsweb site) - I hope they tried the defibrillators - 'cause they wanna be startin' somethin' - only half dead in my book, plastic has a shelf life of about 300years - I heard that he died drowning. They found him clinging to a bouy. - Why did Michael Jacksons heart stop? cos he couldn't 'Beat It' - wonder if he will be buried, cremated or recycled? - MJ didn't die, he just went back to his home planet.

I think I'll pass.

Have some class, man. That's just bad.