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Started by MrDude Nov 21, 2001 at 12:36 AM 9 replies 550+ views

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Nov 21, 2001 at 12:36 AM

Fellow citizens of America, Are you fat? Do you crave large truckloads of festering lard daily to keep your veins lubricated? Of course you do and this is why we must stand together and force Kentucky fried chicken to sell a new flavor. I would say the best name for our new secret recipe is "bucket' O skins". Yes just think of the marketable vale of selling nothing but fried chicken skins. I for one am surprised this has not been attempted before but feel we must all market it to this major corporation. Sure people will complain that eating nothing but skins is gross, disgusting and extremely unhealthy, but I say if it makes money who cares. Just think, you could just stick your fork in and putt out the congealed hunk of skins and eat it while on the drive home. Oh yay! So what are your opinions on this?

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-The zombie of the underworld, Mr. Dude

Edited by - MrDude on November 21, 2001 1:38:35 AM

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Nov 21, 2001 at 12:39 AM

quote:
Original post by MrDude
Fellow citizens of America,
Are you fat?

Yeah. And just what the hel* are you gonna do about it?

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I for one am surprised this has not been attempted before but feel we must all market it to this major corporation.

LOL! This is truly disgusting, but it HAS been tried before. Years ago KFC offered "skinless chicken." Didn''t sell too well (at least not here in health nut California), but while the promotion was running they added something like "fried crackles" or something, to get rid of the excesss skin from the skinless chicken.

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Unbirthing: The abuility for one to reter the womb at the ripe age of 40

I DO NOT want to know how you know about this!

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Nov 21, 2001 at 10:26 AM

KFC would probably go for this. I worked there for a year and saw that they really will sacrafice health for a little more profits. If you value your health or your life don''t eat anything from KFC except for the tender roast chicken and stay away from ANYTHING with BBQ in the title. I''m serious, no BBQ at KFC, that stuff will kill you.

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Nov 21, 2001 at 11:12 AM

BBQ eh?

Unbirthing: The abuility for one to re-enter the womb at the ripe age of 40

-The zombie of the underworld, Mr. Dude

bleachblood

Nov 21, 2001 at 11:50 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMM BBQ''ed chicken skin.....

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Nov 21, 2001 at 12:12 PM

quote:
Original post by MrDude
Fellow citizens of America,
Are you fat? Do you crave large truckloads of festering lard daily to keep your veins lubricated? Of course you do and this is why we must stand together and force Kentucky fried chicken to sell a new flavor. I would say the best name for our new secret recipe is "bucket'' O skins". Yes just think of the marketable vale of selling nothing but fried chicken skins. I for one am surprised this has not been attempted before but feel we must all market it to this major corporation. Sure people will complain that eating nothing but skins is gross, disgusting and extremely unhealthy, but I say if it makes money who cares. Just think, you could just stick your fork in and putt out the congealed hunk of skins and eat it while on the drive home. Oh yay! So what are your opinions on this?

Unbirthing: The abuility for one to re-enter the womb at the ripe age of 40

-The zombie of the underworld, Mr. Dude

Edited by - MrDude on November 21, 2001 1:38:35 AM

I''d like the entire idea much better if I were the one making money.

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Hikeeba

Nov 21, 2001 at 2:19 PM

You been watching the Man Show?

And I do think the bucket o'' skin would be great. Best part of the chicken.

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Nov 21, 2001 at 3:26 PM

Despite it''s wonderfullness I have not watched the man show. It is fun to see women jump on trampolines, and such but I do feel that the show does seem to extremly defile women and that is less than wonderfull. Plus I''m to lazy to change the channel to comedy central, it''s so much work.

Unbirthing: The abuility for one to re-enter the womb at the ripe age of 40

-The zombie of the underworld, Mr. Dude