Eggs are evil

I''m with you on this.

they sit there, plotting...all the time waiting for the moment to finally strike.

God help us all.

Mayonaise is in on it too...

Give us liberty, or give us death!

eggs taste good

they pose no threat if they are in ure stomach rotting away ^^

"Those who serve no purpose, have no purpose"

Eggs are evil for sure. Have you ever thought why they come in such organazied packaging? They''re all put together so that the information network between them is going through the minimum number of hops possible, for two eggs to comunicate with each other in the network they have to send it through at most 5 other eggs, But the shortest path between the two eggs are not unique and it can go the other way and still take the same number of hops. so the way that they put them together will allow one egg to broadcast its information to all the ones around it and they would do the same thing across the network, and ensure that all the eggs recieve the message in minimum time possible (Kind of like breadth first search, fanning out)


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they pose no threat if they are in ure stomach rotting away

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You're one of them !



(You are what you eat...)



Give us liberty, or give us death!

Edited by - pwd on December 13, 2001 10:02:23 PM

Well guys... looks like you found me out.

I am a Egg Network Hacker, or ENH for the CIA.

Egg Networking works like this:

Carton (each letter represents a piece of data) -> Main Egg (He sits firmly on the top left, or 0,0) - > Troop Eggs (When the egg-machine language is sent to the Main Egg, he translates it to a less complex Eggian language, and the Troop Eggs follow through)

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[quote]Original post by SonShadowCat

You're one of them !

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wtf?

"Those who serve no purpose, have no purpose"

Edited by - SonShadowCat on December 13, 2001 10:26:18 PM

I must raise the Spoon Legions.

We will fight this new threat! We will win!

I wanna'' ride on the pope mobile.

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I must raise the Spoon Legions.

We will fight this new threat! We will win!

I wanna'' ride on the pope mobile.

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No.... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Thats what they want us to do. They will capture the spoons and use them in horrible genetic experiments to create a master race.... the Egg and Spoon Race!

The mighty Spoon Legions have already captured several of the oblong would be overlords.

We are currently tor... interrogating them.

We will break them.

I wanna'' ride on the pope mobile.

eggs ... oblong???

Watch out for the pineapples. Everyone ALWAYS overlooks the pineapples.

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eggs ... oblong???

Watch out for the pineapples. Everyone ALWAYS overlooks the pineapples.

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Oblong is their natural shape. They rarely appear in their natural form in order to confuse and befuddle their victims.

I am not too concerned about pineapples though. Although they are undoubtedly evil, the failure of their last world domination bid by taking on semi-humanoid forms and forming the dreaded pop group M-People they have more or less faded into obscurity. It will be a long time before they dare pull a stunt like that again.

And they always try to trick you into thinking that they can''t be into anything evil:



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What kind of stupid thread is this ? How stupid can you be ? And how immature ?

It's the sausages from outer space.The eggs are just a diversion.
Fools.

Edited by - runemaster on December 14, 2001 2:50:20 PM

Come to your senses people.

Go forth and choose thy cereal!

But how can they be so evil if they taste so good?

Moe''s site

Because they are fattening. And they send bad messages to your brain telling you not to do good as a computer/ console game developer.