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What''s wrong pal?
SKeTch
SKeTch
Oh yes, and then you got cranky... is there an irony in this room?
I celebrated the beginning of the new year sitting in front of the computer and feeling pissed off. I don''t know why I felt pissed off, I just was.
I then made the foolish mistake of phoning a friend and asking him something vaguely important, but caught him right in the middle of what sounded like a colossal drunken mess that had long since passed the "party" stage and now needed a new word invented to describe it.
The resultant telephone conversation pushed me closer to the brink of insanity than I have ever been, and you can probably guess from my forum name that I''ve had a fair few encounters with The End Of Logic And Reason already.
Ok, that''s enough griping for one evening.
I then made the foolish mistake of phoning a friend and asking him something vaguely important, but caught him right in the middle of what sounded like a colossal drunken mess that had long since passed the "party" stage and now needed a new word invented to describe it.
The resultant telephone conversation pushed me closer to the brink of insanity than I have ever been, and you can probably guess from my forum name that I''ve had a fair few encounters with The End Of Logic And Reason already.
Ok, that''s enough griping for one evening.
Long story...
i slept at 6am, woke up at 12. hehe
Then my dad came up to read some Iranian newz online. He can''t even figure out what''s going on in the boot up screen.
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So I had to stay next to him telling him how and where to bugde every muscle of his body precisely.
meh, I told him to get and iranian book on how to use windoze.
Then my dad came up to read some Iranian newz online. He can''t even figure out what''s going on in the boot up screen.
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Please select the operatong system ya wanna use:
Microsoft Windows 2000 ProfeSexy
Microsoft Windows
Press *up arrow* and *down arrow* to make a choice.
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So I had to stay next to him telling him how and where to bugde every muscle of his body precisely.
meh, I told him to get and iranian book on how to use windoze.
Beh.
I have to drive my girlfriend to an airport that''s 2 hours away for a flight back to California... That leaves at 5 AM tonight, and then go straight to work after that. In a rental car, since my car just decided to throw a rod through the engine block. So after work, I''ve got to deal with that mess. What a way to start a new year.
I vote for cancelling 2002, and just moving straight on to 2003.
They''re coming for you!
I have to drive my girlfriend to an airport that''s 2 hours away for a flight back to California... That leaves at 5 AM tonight, and then go straight to work after that. In a rental car, since my car just decided to throw a rod through the engine block. So after work, I''ve got to deal with that mess. What a way to start a new year.
I vote for cancelling 2002, and just moving straight on to 2003.
They''re coming for you!
Yes, New Year''s eve didn''t do much for me either. I was posting and forgot to pay attention to the clock so relized it was aready the new year about 30 minutes later. My girlfriend was at some party with her freinds so that kinda stunk but I can''t complain, life is good.
Life is meaningless and incoherent and you sir are smelly beyond belief.
-The zombie of the underworld, Mr. Dude
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Life is meaningless and incoherent and you sir are smelly beyond belief.
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I went to a really cool party and got really drunk talked with a bunch of people about various things I can''t really remember and then made a fool of myself to the amusment of others before passing out. It was great. Met quite a few interesting people as well. When it was all over there was several dozens bottles of Vodka and other real liquer in the garbage and 48 bottles left to be had another day.
I went to bed at about 4am woke up at 6am and laid on the couch until 8:30am then had to go home and change to make it to work at 9:30am till 6pm. That part sucked but I got time and a half.
Ben
I went to bed at about 4am woke up at 6am and laid on the couch until 8:30am then had to go home and change to make it to work at 9:30am till 6pm. That part sucked but I got time and a half.
Ben
Just thought I would share this with you:
"New years eve was as boring as heaven,
I watched flies fuck,
On channel eleven.
There was noone to kiss,
There was nothing to drink,
Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink.
There''s no ring there''s no ring,
On the phone anymore.
There''s no reason to call I''ve passed out on the floor.
Smoke myself stupid and drink my insides raisen dry."
~ Alkaline Trio
Well that''s not my exact story, because I don''t drink or do drugs, but the rest of the lines explain my New Years. (Except, I was watching Little Nicky, not flies f*cking).
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"New years eve was as boring as heaven,
I watched flies fuck,
On channel eleven.
There was noone to kiss,
There was nothing to drink,
Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink.
There''s no ring there''s no ring,
On the phone anymore.
There''s no reason to call I''ve passed out on the floor.
Smoke myself stupid and drink my insides raisen dry."
~ Alkaline Trio
Well that''s not my exact story, because I don''t drink or do drugs, but the rest of the lines explain my New Years. (Except, I was watching Little Nicky, not flies f*cking).
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well, we''re not ALL young peoples in the age of fly fucking! .... yes we are... d''oh!
How much did you fuck at the same time by the way? 2, 3?
Well, the Blasted Angel 2002 was a good step forward for me. (I''ve allways had very good oportunities to get laid, but my extreme shyness and gentlemanship(u know, my culture) with women didn''t let that happen. That''s not good for me, since I love women as much as games)
Neways, I went up to that girl that I found cute when she was leaving to give her 2 kisses. So I gave them very noisy and in-ur-face, and then I hugged her, and then I started byting her ear! of course, she backed off, but that was due to no alchool in her blood, since she was driving.
One big step for jellocaca, and ya, I know, one object of mockery for you guys!
How much did you fuck at the same time by the way? 2, 3?
Well, the Blasted Angel 2002 was a good step forward for me. (I''ve allways had very good oportunities to get laid, but my extreme shyness and gentlemanship(u know, my culture) with women didn''t let that happen. That''s not good for me, since I love women as much as games)
Neways, I went up to that girl that I found cute when she was leaving to give her 2 kisses. So I gave them very noisy and in-ur-face, and then I hugged her, and then I started byting her ear! of course, she backed off, but that was due to no alchool in her blood, since she was driving.
One big step for jellocaca, and ya, I know, one object of mockery for you guys!
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