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CATS!!

Started by Andrew Nguyen Aug 5, 2002 at 2:38 PM 8 replies 300+ views
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Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen
(im the nihilist there) This revolutionary new "idea" will revolutionize our revolutionary world forever! 
    
nihilist92612: I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA!
nihilist92612: IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WHOLE COMPUTER WORLD!
LockePick42: *gasp* REALLY?
nihilist92612: WHY DON'T WE REPLACE ALL THE COMPUTERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH CATS!
nihilist92612: I MEAN!
LockePick42: DEAR LORD, IT'S GENIOUS!
nihilist92612: OF COURSE!
nihilist92612: CATS- non-Computer Animals Thinking of Something
nihilist92612: You see
nihilist92612: what it would do is this:
nihilist92612: The CATS would randomly think of nothing and then something!
nihilist92612: And since they have all this free time, they can think all they want!
nihilist92612: Then, when they suddenly thought of the right answer to an equation...
nihilist92612: A machine would read there brain waves and output the answer!
nihilist92612: PURE GENIUS!
LockePick42: If you have an infinite number of CATS, infinitely thinking about nothing and then something...
LockePick42: ...you will eventually unravel every mystery of the universe!
nihilist92612: YAY FOR US GENIUSES!
nihilist92612: LETS POST IT ON GDNET PRONTO!
LockePick42: LETS!
nihilist92612: You post it
LockePick42: No no, your idea. I'll give you the honours.
nihilist92612: THANKS!
LockePick42: Your welcome.
This was my conversation with LockePick. Of course, we will have to do some tests before it will work. All I need is a volunteer cat! [edit] Better spelling and stuff [edited by - Andrew Nguyen on August 5, 2002 7:32:46 PM]
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IADaveMark
IADaveMark
You need a hobby, son. Or the beginning of the school year. Something... ANYTHING to get you off the cyberstreets.

Dave Mark - President and Lead Designer
Intrinsic Algorithm - "Reducing the world to mathematical equations!"
RIPPL Sports - NFL Statistical Analysis and Prediction System
Dave Mark - President and Lead Designer of Intrinsic Algorithm LLC
Professional consultant on game AI, mathematical modeling, simulation modeling
Co-founder and 10 year advisor of the GDC AI Summit<
LockePick
LockePick
Pffft, heretic.

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Where''d the engine go? Where''d it go? Aaaaaah!!
MSN: nmaster42@hotmail.com, AIM: LockePick42, ICQ: 74128155
Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen
I''ve even begun production of an emulator!
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crrrazydan
crrrazydan
Thank you for wasting 1 minute of my time.
Lode
Lode
CATS? Do you mean CATS from All Your Base Are Belong To Us?




[edited by - Lode on August 5, 2002 7:18:16 PM]
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Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen
Me and Lockepick had to sell the idea to a japanese company. We cound a timemachine somewhere and used it. Before we changed history, the guy''s name was Very Largely Scary Alien Guy.
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micepick
micepick
Did you know that at any given time, over -1 people are throwing crossdressing pigs with steel parachutes off the top of the empire state building?

Scary thought, isn''t it?

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