Face fat

I can only think of one way to thoroughly exercise the area around your mouth... and it would make your girlfriend *very* happy

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pan narrans
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Dammit, I thought this was a post about FaceHat.

a) Get one of those electroshock things to exercise the muscles.

b) Take up a wind instrument like the trumpet.

c) Make out with your girlfriend a lot.

b relates to c in that trumpet players have great embrocure. Which encourages your gf to join you in your exercises more often.

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Original post by pan narrans
I can only think of one way to thoroughly exercise the area around your mouth... and it would make your girlfriend *very* happy

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Sounds fun. There''s just one minor detail I''ll need to see to first...

Depending on how old you are, it will go away or you should exercise and change your diet a bit, at least that''s what I was told. The first one proved true for me, it just went away, I was too lazy.

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Original post by mtw
[quote]Original post by pan narrans
I can only think of one way to thoroughly exercise the area around your mouth... and it would make your girlfriend *very* happy

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Sounds fun. There''s just one minor detail I''ll need to see to first...

haha, yeah! a girlfriend!

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Original post by KalvinB
b relates to c in that trumpet players have great embrocure. Which encourages your gf to join you in your exercises more often.

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hear this joke?

my shortened version:

a girl''s friend makes a deal with her that brass players are great kissers - but they wonder, well, which instrument is better for kissing?

so they decide that she will go out with a tuba player in hopes that his large embochure will enable him to kiss better.

the girl goes out, and comes back early, VERY unhappy.

"well, what happened?" her friend asks. she replies "his mouth was fat and wet and sloppy, it was horrible!"

so they decide to try a trumpet player, thinking that his smaller bore instrument would be better. out goes the girl.

in comes the girl, rather aggravated. "his kissing was tight and dry and puckered - ug!"

so they decide on a happy medium - the french horn player!

the girl doesnt come back until very late that night, and is ecstatic.

"well," her friend asks, "how was his kissing??"

"oh... his kissing was great... but the way he held me!"



so play french horn. horns rule.




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Don''t listen to any of these yahoos. Reducing fat around a specific area of the body - spot reduction - is a myth, and has been proven not to work; don''t believe otherwise. Those fancy ab machines or electroshock, or whatever -- none of that stuff actually reduces fat in specific area. The ab machines will, for example, burn fat calories, but not from the stomach -- they will burn the fat calories from all-around your body.

If you want to lose the fat around your face, or your abs, or whatever, the only way is to start eating right and exercise reguarly. You will begin to lose bodyfat around your belly area first, then the rest of your body will follow. Incidentally, the face is one of the last areas that the fat will be removed from.

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Original post by Estese
Reducing fat around a specific area of the body - spot reduction - is a myth, and has been proven not to work; don''t believe otherwise.

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Doh, I can''t believe I forgot about that. I learned about this a little while ago. Oh, well.

Obviously the only way to fix this is by exercizing your jaw muscles - so eat as much as you can.

If only I could remember how frech horn players held their horns.....if that was the point of the joke.

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Forget about exercise. Just cut it off with a steak knife. If you need someone with experience to do the cutting just call nes8bit. Let him cut it off then run while he''s busying getting out of his pants (assuming he was wearing any when he arrived).