A Text Adventure

poke sleeping lion

The lion wakes up.
It glares at you.

You see : Pile of hay. Awake Lion. Locked cage door.

Directions : none

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Attempt to feed hay to lion.

[edited by - Rob Loach on May 14, 2003 1:36:54 PM]

feed lion to hay.

Stuff the Pile of hay into the Awake Lion, then stuff the Awake Lion With Pile Of Hay into the Lock on the Locked Door.

The Lion gags on the hay.
Moving the hay reveals a key on the floor.

You see : Key, Gagging lion. Locked cage door.

Directions : none

eat key.

Have sex with the lion.

I would post a link to the movie clip, but that''s against the forum rules I think.

> eat key

No thank you. I am full.
The lion glares at you.
The lion licks his lips.

You see : Key. Glaring Lion. Locked cage door.

Directions : none

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> have sex with lion

As you approach the lion he leaps at you, but misses,
hitting the cage door and knocking it open.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

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put on teddy

> put on teddy.

You take the teddy out of your pocket.
The teddy is too small for you. Perhaps someone
smaller.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

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put teddy on knocked out lion

Wake up lion.

Have sex with the knocked out lion

have threesome with teddy and lion

> put teddy on knocked out lion

The teddy is too small for the lion.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

> wake up lion

You try shaking the lion away, but notice a large crack in its skull.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

> Have s@x with the knocked out lion

You try not to show your repressed fealings for your father in public.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

> have threesome with teddy and lion

You try not to show your repressed fealings for your father in public.

You see : Key. Knocked out lion. Open cage door.

Directions : N.

shove key into lion''s bum hole.

open cracked skull with key