Do you?

*Checks wang*
*Checks for naked female within proximity of wang*
*Refences previous incidents involving naked women and wang*

Yes.

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"What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is."

I have before and I hope to do it again someday

No Comment.

I get laid twice a week by my GF. Not all of us are *complete* losers.

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Necro-File
I will devour your soul, drink your blood, and use your skull as a bedpan, while I digitize your mentality. You''re the one who wanted to be immortalized, not me.

I have more important things to do!

I suppose the "will enjoy" part is true.

care to explain the point of this poll?

Sexual intercourse is for losers. I will clone myself.

*Recalls last night*

Yes.


EDIT:

OH FUCKING CRAP! THAT REMINDS ME! FUCK! OK i need help here... i tried googleing but couldnt really find anything helpful... OK what happend was my hands were around, um, lets just say her bum, and then (about 1/2 hour later and after washing my finger[{there was no 'material' on my finger} with water only and rubbing it well on fabric for a while]) that finger ended up several inches into her ... yeah ... and i didnt think too much of it then but now it hit me that OH FUCK I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HER SHIT GERMS IN HER CUNT... should i call her and tell her, is it something i should even worry about? Please help me! ::slamming head into wall:: DAMNIT!

[edited by - MrPoopypants on May 17, 2003 3:56:09 PM]

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I get laid twice a week by my GF.

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And what''s wrong the other 5 days of the week? So out of breath from having to blow her up twice that you need that long to recover?

I''m sorry. That was irresistable. Please don''t hurt me.

And yes, what''s the point of this poll? Does it count if I''ve been close once, and fate intervened with all the force it could muster to fuck it up?

i think the other 5 days hes spent at work thinking ugh i dont want the weekend to come. please god

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And yes, what''s the point of this poll? Does it count if I''ve been close once, and fate intervened with all the force it could muster to fuck it up?

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Couldn''t get it up? awww...

I''m sorry. That was irresistable. Please don''t hurt me.

MrPoopypants, you washed your hands first so don't worry about it. She will of course do terrible things to you if she does get an infection.

I sugest you commit suicide to prevent any mishaps.

Edit: And yes I do enjoy sexual intercourse.

[edited by - Reaptide on May 17, 2003 4:01:39 PM]

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Original post by MrPoopypants
OH FUCKING CRAP! THAT REMINDS ME! FUCK! OK i need help here... i tried googleing but couldnt really find anything helpful... OK what happend was my hands were around, um, lets just say her bum, and then (about 1/2 hour later and after washing my finger[{there was no 'material' on my finger} with water only and rubbing it well on fabric for a while]) that finger ended up several inches into her ... yeah ... and i didnt think too much of it then but now it hit me that OH FUCK I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HER SHIT GERMS IN HER CUNT... should i call her and tell her, is it something i should even worry about? Please help me! ::slamming head into wall:: DAMNIT!

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That's fucked up.

EDIT: Don't forget your friend, E. Coli!

[edited by - Tron3k on May 17, 2003 4:03:28 PM]

I have sex with your mom twice a week.

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Original post by reaptide
I sugest you commit suicide to prevent any mishaps.

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I feel like it.

And yes it is fucked up ... DAMNITTTTTT

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Original post by Tron3k

EDIT: Don''t forget your friend, E. Coli!

[edited by - Tron3k on May 17, 2003 4:03:28 PM]

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Well that only comes out of raw meat and infested rivers, fortunately there was none of that in the area.