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Finally, someone who thanks the same about Steam as I do.

Here is an equasion to show how Half-Life two will suck;

HL2 = AWESOME - STEAM(SUCK)

AWESOME - SUCK = BLOWS

STEAM * SUCK = PIECE OF SHIT

there for, HL2 = PIECE OF SHIT THAT BLOWS

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Original post by Dungeon Master
AWESOME - SUCK = BLOWS

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Hmmm... you are taking the ''suck'' out of ''awesome''

Wouldn''t that make it even more awesome?

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Original post by Dungeon Master
Finally, someone who thanks the same about Steam as I do.

Here is an equasion to show how Half-Life two will suck;

HL2 = AWESOME - STEAM(SUCK)

AWESOME - SUCK = BLOWS

STEAM * SUCK = PIECE OF SHIT

there for, HL2 = PIECE OF SHIT THAT BLOWS

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Incorrect.


Didn''t you learn anything in school?

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Original post by Erunama

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Original post by Dungeon Master
AWESOME - SUCK = BLOWS

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Hmmm... you are taking the ''suck'' out of ''awesome''

Wouldn''t that make it even more awesome?

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ack, it should be awesome + suck = blows

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Original post by Dungeon Master
Finally, someone who thanks the same about Steam as I do.

Here is an equasion to show how Half-Life two will suck;

HL2 = AWESOME - STEAM(SUCK)

AWESOME - SUCK = BLOWS

STEAM * SUCK = PIECE OF SHIT

there for, HL2 = PIECE OF SHIT THAT BLOWS

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No. By that, HL2 = BLOWS + SUCK - PIECE OF SHIT.

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So HL2 = A Blowing and sucking program with no shit.

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Original post by XDarkScar
So HL2 = A Blowing and sucking program with no shit.

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So HL2 is the perfect woman. I''m glad we''ve gotten this straightened out.

CM

But blow and suck are opposite. They cancel each other out, which leaves HL2 = -PEICE OF SHIT. Conclusive proof that Half Life 2 will rock.

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Original post by Dungeon Master
there for, HL2 = PIECE OF SHIT THAT BLOWS

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And yet I can't help but not be sucked into your ignorant void and I realize that steam is not HL2, *edit*


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[edited by - neurokaotix on November 17, 2003 4:49:30 PM]

Nothing good will come of this... mark my words.

I disagree with all of your logic because in my world i^2 = 4. Therefore, sqr(-1) = 2 != sqr(1).

Ergo, -1 != 1, which means "suck" and "blow" (respectively) do NOT cancel each other out. Note: this assumes you are in my world with my math... you should try the _games_ I make (mwahaha)...

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Original post by Naaga
But blow and suck are opposite. They cancel each other out, which leaves HL2 = -PEICE OF SHIT. Conclusive proof that Half Life 2 will rock.

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Hmm. So, through differentiation, we can state that the rate of change of HL2 with respect to pieces of shit is -1. Thus mathematically proving that Valve''s builds of HL2 are becoming less shitty by the day.

Though, from Dungeon Master''s original assumptions, we can see that the rate of change of pieces of shit with respect to suck is Steam.

I think this means that the rate of change of HL2 with respect to suck is -Steam, then.

Which would explain a lot, actually.

Richard "Superpig" Fine
- saving pigs from untimely fates, and when he''s not doing that, runs The Binary Refinery.
Enginuity1 | Enginuity2 | Enginuity3 | Enginuity4 | Enginuity5
ry. .ibu cy. .y''ybu. .abu ry. dy. "sy. .ubu py. .ebu ry. py. .ibu gy." fy. .ibu ny. .ebu
"Don''t document your code; code your documentation." -me

Nice, of course since valve has delayed Half-Life 2 for so long, steam could not suck by the time it comes out. Of course I still won''t play it, since I only have Macs.

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Original post by bastard2k5
Nice, of course since valve has delayed Half-Life 2 for so long, steam could not suck by the time it comes out. Of course I still won''t play it, since I only have Macs.

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Yes, but don''t you see? If the rate of change of HL2 with respect to suck is -Steam, then as HL2 gets less suck, then Steam gets more suck!