Things Creationists HATE

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Supernova 1987a
This was an important astronomical event that was observed on the Earth in--guess when--1987. The supernova is 169,000 light years away, and lies in the dwarf galaxy called the Large Magellanic Cloud, which can be seen from the southern hemisphere. That means the explosion happened 169,000 years ago. But that can''t be possible if the universe is only 6K years old, so pick your favorite creationist "explanation":

· The universe is way tinier than astronomers say it is.

· The speed of light has changed.

· God created the light of the supernova within 6,000 light years of Earth, so that it falsely "reveals" an "event" that never really happened.

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For one, the light of day is created before the sun from which it comes. If we assume it was some divine form of light, requiring no material source, then what need of the sun? In the same curious order were plants created before the sun, which is needed for photosynthesis (especially confounding to the day-age folks).

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How about that...

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I Want My Island
So it begins...

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Original post by atreyu
This is probably going to start a flame war ...

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And yet you post it just the same

Some of it''s pretty funny; most Creationists with a clue don''t try to use the 2LoT to defend themselves, for example (geez, he harps on that a fair bit). But it''s not without its funny bits

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Jesus saves ... the rest of you take damage.
"A page of history is worth a volume of logic." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

SHAGRATH says that PI equals THREE.

Also, as far as the LIGHT YEARS AND STARR stuff is CONCERENED you should read the book STARLIGHT AND TIME i forget who WROTE it but ur not going to read it NEWAY so i'll just post the TITLE.


but neway. HAIL SATAN.

edit: llolsss

[edited by - skjinedmjeet on January 29, 2004 6:27:58 PM]

I love the SRDF one especially

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Satan''s Rapid Deployment Force (SRDF)

Revealed At Last! SHOCKING PROOF that Satan is active in the world and working to defeat creationism! Every time that we creationists bring up one of those impossible changes from one created kind to another (macroevolution), the SRDF gets to work and plants in the rocks some fake fossils, carefully "aging" them and putting them in the "proper" strata so that paleontologists can find them in a few years. Then they''re shoved in our faces as examples of the major transitions that we know to be impossible.
We said a hyena can''t change into a whale. The SRDF gets to work and presto! scientists are digging up Ambulocetus , Pakicetus , Prozeuglodon, and a passle of others.
We knew damn well that no lizard ever sprouted wings and feathers, so the SRDF made up those phony Archaeopteryx jobs that were just TOO perfect! I mean, teeth, bony tail, claws on the fingers, along with perfect flight feathers--come on! Since we absolutely wouldn''t accept such an obvious fake, now they''re throwing in a bunch of others in various stages of birdness, like Protoavis , Sinornis , Hesperornis, and Ichthyornis .
They claimed we were all fish, then we grew legs and lungs and crawled out on land--what rot! Where are the transitions? Enter the SRDF, and now we''ve got Eusthenopteron, Panderichtys, Acanthostega, and labyrynthodonts.
And of course the highest priority mission of the SRDF is to "prove" that people are just improved apes (whereas Genesis 2:7 tells us clearly that we are improved dirt). We keep telling them that there are "missing links" between apes and humans, and they keep finding something to fill whatever gap we point out. After all, isn''t Lucy (Australopithecus afarensis) just a little too convenient? Throw in A. ramidus and africanus and then H. habilis and erectus, and it''s hard to find much of a gap anymore where a link could be missing.

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Original post by 23yrold3yrold

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Original post by atreyu
This is probably going to start a flame war ...

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And yet you post it just the same

Some of it''s pretty funny; most Creationists with a clue don''t try to use the 2LoT to defend themselves, for example (geez, he harps on that a fair bit). But it''s not without its funny bits

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Jesus saves ... the rest of you take damage.
"A page of history is worth a volume of logic." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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True, it should be retitled to "Literal Creationist Fundamentalists", but let''s face it, that''s a bitch of a google query.

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I Want My Island
So it begins...

I am tired with all this creationist vs evolutionist.

so I make my own conclusion that I am god.

I find it laughable that everyone still assumes that creationism and evolutionism are both mutually inclusive and mutually exclusive. For God''s sake (no pun intended), the two are almost completely orthogonal concepts. God either made the universe or he didn''t. Animals either evolve or they don''t. Not much correlation there.

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"Sneftel is correct, if rather vulgar." --Flarelocke

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Original post by alnite
I am tired with all this creationist vs evolutionist.

so I make my own conclusion that I am god.

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I claimed God years ago!

at what point is this thread going to be closed?

How about now? Is now good?