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Started by smart_idiot Mar 8, 2004 at 9:17 PM 10 replies 500+ views
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smart_idiot
smart_idiot
I came to use my computer and my keyboard is covered in orange juice! I have to go punch someone in the nose.
Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other
Tooko
Tooko
quote:
Original post by smart_idiot
I have to go punch someone in the nose.


Lucky for me, we''re in different countries.



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Nor do I follow the trend of putting "I don''t follow trends" in your sig.
Wait...
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ArchWizard
ArchWizard
quote:
Original post by smart_idiot
I came to use my computer and my keyboard is covered in orange juice! I have to go punch someone in the nose.


I trust that, in the interests of justice and fairness, the person you intend to punch is the same one who spilled the orange juice on your keyboard.

Oh, and when you do, post a video. Nothing brightens up one''s day quite like senseless violence that''s happening to someone you don''t particularly care about.



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Nervo
Nervo
sorry smart_idiot, it appears that I have bled on your keyboard.

...hur hhur hur
Well, R2D22U2..
pinacolada
pinacolada
quote:
Original post by ArchWizard
I trust that, in the interests of justice and fairness, the person you intend to punch is the same one who spilled the orange juice on your keyboard.



Well you have to figure, that the juice spiller must be somewhere nearby, so if he just punches the first person he sees, he''s got pretty good odds.

Of course, the best way to increase your chances of success would be to punch several people.
Tooko
Tooko
quote:
Original post by pinacolada
quote:
Original post by ArchWizard
I trust that, in the interests of justice and fairness, the person you intend to punch is the same one who spilled the orange juice on your keyboard.



Well you have to figure, that the juice spiller must be somewhere nearby, so if he just punches the first person he sees, he''s got pretty good odds.

Of course, the best way to increase your chances of success would be to punch several people.


Not really... if I spilt something on someones comp. I wouldn''t hang around.



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Nor do I follow the trend of putting "I don''t follow trends" in your sig.
Wait...
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pinacolada
pinacolada
quote:
Original post by Tooko
Not really... if I spilt something on someones comp. I wouldn''t hang around.



Look, one of the few who hasn''t asked Salsa for an Avatar.
Nor do I follow the trend of putting "I don''t follow trends" in your sig.
Wait...



You''re right. smart_idiot, you''re going to have to punch a LOT of people.
smart_idiot
smart_idiot
More shitty stuff happened today, and I didn't see any need to start another thread. I had rented a video, and the power went out. It was set to record my mothers show at the time, and the idiots put a sticker saying 'do not remove' over the stupid write protect hole, so when the power came back on, the VCR decided it was interupted from recording, and that since the tape appeared to be recordable, it started recording. I've got to yell at them about how stupid they are.

Additionally when I turned on my computer I saw a bunch of vertical lines, and I was like OMG! I'VE FRIED MY VIDEO CARD YET AGAIN! Luckily it seems to have fixed itself, and I don't have to see how well it's lifetime replacement warrenty works.

[edited by - smart_idiot on March 24, 2004 4:31:03 PM]
Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other

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