How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

1337

No more than one. Otherwise it would never get done, they'd just argue about the best way to do it ...

42

too long, didnt read

About 1K MS programmers:
1 to write:
get_lightbulb_handle();
another one:
get_lightbulb_state();
then
querry_lightbulb_type();
[...]
set_lightbulb_callback();
and so on.

Well, considering the time it requires increases exponentially with the number of programmers, the optimal solution must be -∞, at which point it will have been changed well before the birth of our universe. Well, maybe not, but it sounded funny.

You weren't supposed to answer the question, as Nervo already supplied the punchline. And as weak as it was, it was still vastly superior to any of the provided alternatives. Except possibly AABBFFLLUUGG's.

CM

None.

We work in the dark.

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Original post by Conner McCloud Except possibly AABBFFLLUUGG's.

I didn't see his reply. Give him his rating back, he's not really such a bad guy!

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Original post by Conner McCloud You weren't supposed to answer the question, as Nervo already supplied the punchline. And as weak as it was, it was still vastly superior to any of the provided alternatives. Except possibly AABBFFLLUUGG's. CM

Would you have preferred a ...

ba dun chhhhh ?

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Original post by AABBFFLLUUGG too long, didnt read

Not very usefull...

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Original post by Conner McCloud You weren't supposed to answer the question, as Nervo already supplied the punchline. And as weak as it was, it was still vastly superior to any of the provided alternatives. Except possibly AABBFFLLUUGG's. CM

Are you looking for logic in a Lounge post???

*snigger*

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Original post by smart_idiot Quote: Original post by Conner McCloud Except possibly AABBFFLLUUGG's. I didn't see his reply. Give him his rating back, he's not really such a bad guy!

smart_idiot, you are my hero

What the hell is a light bulb?

It's a device to emulate the effects of the horrid Daystar.

The blinding glare of the 37 21" monitors around the room should be more than adequate illumination, you know.

I can't believe I "got" those. I think I have to go cry.

I really am a geek.

A lightbulb is an AC version of a LED.

1. glEnable(GL_LIGHTING);