600 Pound Woman dies after being surgically removed from a couch

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Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

WTF..?

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Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body is grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed.

I feel sick.[sick]

You'd think that by 400, she would've tried to change something.

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Original post by Programmer One WTF..?

That probably means family had just been bringing her food. I think that's sick.

In related new today, a man who used to way about a 1,000 pounds has dropped over 300 of it.

heh, stupidly fat people make me laff [lol]

Wow. If its on the internet, it must be true.

Imagine the smell.

I'm actually interested in how skin can merge with something like a couch. Does the skin start growing into the couch?

It (she) was probably just encrusted by feces. Sorry to be so blunt about it, but there it is.

Doesn't it grow around the couch, and just sort of... consume it?

It can obviously be pressed into the couch fabric, and kind of seep through. Apply a couple hundred pounds of pressure to just about anything for 5 years, and it'll mold itself around.

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While rescue crews came up with a back-door rescue plan, detectives secured what had become a crime scene, questioning family members about how it got so bad.

Ugh.. I'm speechless.

Did anyone else notice how poorly the article was written? Its filled with spelling mistakes and a lot of the wording sounds like it was written by an 8 year old.

I doubted the story was true, but I clicked on that link that says "Check out 99 incredibly unusual photos". And I believe those, since I recall about half of them being in the news at one point or another.

So I guess this fat ass welded to the couch might be true too. Thats pretty gross. Did anyone see the Movie Seven? This story reminds me of a cross between that fat ass that was forced to eat all that pasta, and the lazy ass that was chained to a bed for 1 year.

The only spelling mistake I caught was "amd" instead of "and". Frowned upon, but not uncommon.

This deserves a full written out, What the Fuck.

i found this the most funnerz0rz i have ever laugherz0rzed to in my liferz0rzed

only in america could a person sit on thier ass for so long as to become one with a couch and die.

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Original post by Baloogan i found this the most funnerz0rz i have ever laugherz0rzed to in my liferz0rzed

You killed the funny...the meager, sinful amount of it.