Joke

Guy gets a new car, showing it off to his neighbor they go for a drive around the block. "The radio on this thing is really cool, it's voice activated. Look." He says, "Watch this, RADIO ON" The radio turns on. Friend: "That's nothing special" "This is the best bit." says the guy, and continues in a clear voice "Mobi" Radio: "Searching for songs by Mobi" and the radio starts playing Mobi songs. The friend is suitable impressed, and they drive on changing between Pink Floyd, Mobi and any other band they can think off. The radio obediently replying "Searching for songs by ". The two friends are busily chatting away and the driver doesn't notice 2 teenagers stepping out on to a cross walk. At the last moment he sees them and slams on the brakes, missing them by inches. When the cars stopped shuddering, the driver screams out "Fucking kids" in frustration. Radio: "Searching for songs by Micheal Jackson"