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Stupid.
Intense. I like his style, not backing down. I forget where I heard it, but the quote goes:
Religion is like a good football defense, you have to have an answer to everything.
On first thought, the guy is a loon. On second thought, the guy is trying to make a buck. Before the third thought, I got bored and came back here. I noticed he claimed he would appear for free and the profits of ebay will go to the red cross. I also noticed he didn't give his name (or gender or age for that matter).
So uhh... where does science fit into this pseudo-religious star world. Why is the g-o-d disguising his powers with things like gravity and science? Where does science fit in? Why is the solar system rotating in general? Why would stars be allowed to go postal and super nova someones soul after death?
And what is the cure to cancer? Are you telling me that by eating bits of my flesh, my DNA is entering my digestive system? As if it wasn't there before? Do you know how much blood is in your stomache at any given time? ...how much flesh and blood is consumed by your throat every time you get a nosebleed?
And heres a good one: I thought Jesus told him the future. Why does he not know exactly whats going to happen? This is getting long, good night.
Religion is like a good football defense, you have to have an answer to everything.
On first thought, the guy is a loon. On second thought, the guy is trying to make a buck. Before the third thought, I got bored and came back here. I noticed he claimed he would appear for free and the profits of ebay will go to the red cross. I also noticed he didn't give his name (or gender or age for that matter).
So uhh... where does science fit into this pseudo-religious star world. Why is the g-o-d disguising his powers with things like gravity and science? Where does science fit in? Why is the solar system rotating in general? Why would stars be allowed to go postal and super nova someones soul after death?
And what is the cure to cancer? Are you telling me that by eating bits of my flesh, my DNA is entering my digestive system? As if it wasn't there before? Do you know how much blood is in your stomache at any given time? ...how much flesh and blood is consumed by your throat every time you get a nosebleed?
And heres a good one: I thought Jesus told him the future. Why does he not know exactly whats going to happen? This is getting long, good night.
I believe that somebody is high.
I particularly like this bit:
Obviously someone has no, or want to appear as they have absolutely no concept of a metaphor.
You mean to say that we don't actually already have DNA in our blood stream? I find that a little hard to believe.
Again, I believe someone is high.
It may be true that by the president setting the goal for world peace significant steps may be taken in this direction, world peace is WORLD peace. Just because america has made peace with everyone doesn't mean that everyone will make peace with everyone else. Even if there is no current war or strife in the world, I don't think that it can be characterised as peace as long as there are countries that are not content with their place in the world, and are willing to take, or even plan steps that include aggressivness in any form (physical, political, etc).
I mean, I really don't have much except for the fact that I think this guy is high, or really trying to persuade someone guillible with a lot of money to give him some of it.
The first part is absolutely feasible. Note he doesn't say that the world will end in 2021, or anytime near that. He doens't even say that conflict within the human race will destroy the planet (which was the way that I first took it), he just says that the world will destroy itself. The second part is just stupid.
And if anyone is wondering, yes, the reason why I typed all this is that I had some time on my hands and was fairly bored.
I particularly like this bit:
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Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.
Obviously someone has no, or want to appear as they have absolutely no concept of a metaphor.
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When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream.
You mean to say that we don't actually already have DNA in our blood stream? I find that a little hard to believe.
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#3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.)
Again, I believe someone is high.
It may be true that by the president setting the goal for world peace significant steps may be taken in this direction, world peace is WORLD peace. Just because america has made peace with everyone doesn't mean that everyone will make peace with everyone else. Even if there is no current war or strife in the world, I don't think that it can be characterised as peace as long as there are countries that are not content with their place in the world, and are willing to take, or even plan steps that include aggressivness in any form (physical, political, etc).
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#4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters.
I mean, I really don't have much except for the fact that I think this guy is high, or really trying to persuade someone guillible with a lot of money to give him some of it.
The first part is absolutely feasible. Note he doesn't say that the world will end in 2021, or anytime near that. He doens't even say that conflict within the human race will destroy the planet (which was the way that I first took it), he just says that the world will destroy itself. The second part is just stupid.
And if anyone is wondering, yes, the reason why I typed all this is that I had some time on my hands and was fairly bored.
This is truly inspiring. I feel compelled, down in the depths of my very soul. I am profoundly moved. Clearly, the wisdom of God himself is manifest in this man.
I hereby make it my personal goal to be a multibillionaire by 2007. According to this guy, that's all I need to do to get rich.
And all this time I've been doing stupid, foolish stuff like working. Hah!
I hereby make it my personal goal to be a multibillionaire by 2007. According to this guy, that's all I need to do to get rich.
And all this time I've been doing stupid, foolish stuff like working. Hah!
can anyone lend me $25,000?
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Original post by ChurchSkiz
can anyone lend me $25,000?
You're Grounded
He truly carries the courage of his convictions.
Jesus told me where Jimmy Hoffa died. He also told me that I shouldn't share that information for less than $3,200 american dollars. Any takers?
I think APC should sell Kuato on eBay.
Aparantly that guy is a girl.
(Taken from 'her' website).
This sounds interesting, though
I do need a new graphics card.
[Edited by - luke88 on April 21, 2006 12:17:28 PM]
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I am a practicing, licensed registered nurse. I am married and we have two wonderful children. I am not posting a photo of myself on this website as I will need to remain anonymous a bit longer. But I am available to answer all questions that come to me. My name is Jill.
(Taken from 'her' website).
This sounds interesting, though
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Send requests for prayers or miracles to me, Jill, at: peaceful@hawaii.rr.com
I do need a new graphics card.
[Edited by - luke88 on April 21, 2006 12:17:28 PM]
That guy is very ... weird.
He probably belongs to some new age cult that is desparate for money.
He probably belongs to some new age cult that is desparate for money.
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Original post by necreia
Besides, it's not the first time people used god for some cash.
So God uses a point system on your soul, sort of like the traffic violation system in Missouri... If you pay so much money, you get the points removed.
So heaven is the unverse according to "Jill". God is the sun. Isn't God supposed to be everlasting? Let's tie in some sciene with this. All stars end up dying. So is our "Savior" going to die? Turn into a black whole and suck in all the corrupt? Is that the "revelation"? God is supposed to be almighty, and according to astrology research, the Sun is not the most powerful. Who is the Pistol Star?
Sounds to me this person is in desperate need of conviction, how can he meet God if God is the Sun, he/she would desinigrate. According to his predictions and saying, it completely turns the Holy Bible into garbage, making it one big lie. I mean, the universe does't have perly gates with streets of Gold, nor does it have mansions etc. If the universe is heaven, where is Hell?
Sounds to me this person is in desperate need of conviction, how can he meet God if God is the Sun, he/she would desinigrate. According to his predictions and saying, it completely turns the Holy Bible into garbage, making it one big lie. I mean, the universe does't have perly gates with streets of Gold, nor does it have mansions etc. If the universe is heaven, where is Hell?
*sigh* It's people like him/her that makes religion look utterly stupid.
And the worst part is that people with no religion think that we are all like that person.
But my thought on that--100% worthless of an attempt to make money.
The internet isn't that stupid.
And the worst part is that people with no religion think that we are all like that person.
But my thought on that--100% worthless of an attempt to make money.
The internet isn't that stupid.
Jesus Christ appeared to him.
Jesus Christ is the sun.
Meaning he looked at the sky for too long and it fried his brain?
Seriously, though, don't those two comments kind of contradict each other: "appeared to him" sounds like he saw him in a human-like form, while later he claims that Jesus is the sun.
Of course, it's bullshit, but it's bullshit with a big logical hole in it.
Jesus Christ is the sun.
Meaning he looked at the sky for too long and it fried his brain?
Seriously, though, don't those two comments kind of contradict each other: "appeared to him" sounds like he saw him in a human-like form, while later he claims that Jesus is the sun.
Of course, it's bullshit, but it's bullshit with a big logical hole in it.
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Original post by XisZ
*sigh* It's people like him/her that makes religion look utterly stupid.
And the worst part is that people with no religion think that we are all like that person.
But my thought on that--100% worthless of an attempt to make money.
The internet isn't that stupid.
If he was truly spoken with God, wouldn't he be some sort of a blasphemer charging people to hear the word, let alone charging $25,000. To me it makes a bad name to the Red Cross with him saying he's doing it for Charity. Come on, talk with God and work out a deal where you can meet him for $25,000 and then give it to charity, now that would be a little more worth while. Charge double for pictures
haha, that actually made me laugh :)
But seriously, God "appeared" to him? In the bible it says that Moses only caught a glimps of God's back--and his hair turned white. I was also told by a pastor that he read it says that God is so magnificent, holy, and pure that just looking at him would kill you instantly.
So, how can he actually "see" God? or maybe it was a demon pretending...or maybe it was that he just had to much pot.
I think I will go with the pot story.
But seriously, God "appeared" to him? In the bible it says that Moses only caught a glimps of God's back--and his hair turned white. I was also told by a pastor that he read it says that God is so magnificent, holy, and pure that just looking at him would kill you instantly.
So, how can he actually "see" God? or maybe it was a demon pretending...or maybe it was that he just had to much pot.
I think I will go with the pot story.
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Original post by XisZ
But my thought on that--100% worthless of an attempt to make money.
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Giving Works Item100% of the final sale price will support American Red Cross
Quote:Oh? What internet are you using?
Original post by XisZ
The internet isn't that stupid.
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