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... or why you shouldn't even waste your time trying to install it. Or maybe the subtitle should read my newly found respect for Microsoft, but that would kind of miss the point, I guess... OK, so this is a rant. It doesn't contain any tips on how to actually make the aforementioned POS work (I don't know, nor do I care anymore). It is purely for your entertainment, maybe as a warning to others attempting the same thing, and as a vent to myself. So I was looking around for a new beginner friendly Linux distro that I could recommend to a few friends who expressed their curiosity about this operating system. With beginner friendly, I mean a distro that is completely installable, configurable and useable by a Linux newbie. No command line, no config file edits, no arcane "specify the root device entry for Grub" or "Please recompile the kernel, kthxbye" stuff. So I opted for the new Kubuntu (KDE version of Ubuntu) Flight 6. While it is still to be considered a beta version, they worked on that release for quite some time now, and went through a few release candidates. So I figured it should be pretty stable by now. And it had that nice and easy "Add/Remove programs" interface to apt-get, which would be extremely convenient to newbies. So I downloaded and burned the ISO. Restarted my test machine. CD doesn't boot. Hmm, I check the BIOS settings - yep, first boot device is the CD. Weird. I try again, nothing. I try my Windows Vista DVD, which boots fine. So I visit the Ubuntu forums. There is a huge thread titled "New Flight 6 release CD won't boot" or similar. Okay, there is a bug in the boot ISO. You'd think they'd check that before releasing an ISO to the public. Because it's, well, like the first thing you do in order to install the OS... The developers comments on the forum are a simple *shrug*, just make a boot floppy. Yeah, good idea genius, I don't have a floppy drive in my machine. We're not in the 80's anymore, thank you. What about you fix the bug instead ? Finally, someone suggests to download the latest daily build, were it would be fixed. OK, that worked. Approx. 2 hours wasted. So, the thing boots. We come to the important stage of any OS install, the partitioning. This step is crucial for every newbie, since this is where he can easily fuck up his existing Windows installation. That's why it is extremely important that this step is fool proof. Have you seen the partitioning procedure on Vista ? Yep, that's how I mean. So, Kubuntu presents the various partitioning choices, and now guess what the default highlighted option is ? "Erase the entire harddrive". No, I'm not joking. The Kubuntu forums are full of posts from people who lost their entire harddrive, because they accidentally hit enter once too much. Apparently, the system won't even ask you for confirmation (I didn't try it). Way to go. After carefully selecting an option that would not kill my data, I continue the install. Suddendly, the system starts to access the internet, and transfer larger amounts of data from/to somewhere. No confirmations, no "would you like to do xyz on the internet ?" query. It silently connected by DHCP to my router, and started doing something on the net. The only way I realized this was because I was looking at the routers LEDs by coincidence. WTF ? I don't like software accessing the internet without my permission. If Microsoft even thinks about doing something like that, they get figuratively beaten to death on Slashdot & co. Where is the difference here ? Yeah, it might only scan a few online repositories - but I don't care. I don't want you to phone home without asking me. Period. So I disconnect the network cable. The installer immediately locks up. Pfff... I repeat the entire installation procedure. This time, I already disconnected the router from the beginning on. Magically, a network config page appears sometime during the installation. I select the "configure later" option. That wasn't so hard, was it ? OK, Kubuntu installs, and KDE starts up. The login and startup "art" look abominable, so I make a mental note to change them ASAP in the KDE configuration pages. I decide to configure the network now. The system shows me a list of all available network cards. My card is flagged as 'disabled'. I click 'enable'. The entry becomes enabled for half a second or so, then goes back to disabled without further notice. I repeat the procedure, same result. I click on the 'configure' button. Maybe the system would like me to configure the card before enabling it ? SIGSEGV. Cool. I reboot and retry numerous times, no way to enable the network card. I am getting slightly upset now. Due to all the reboots, I have been exposed far too often to the horrible login "art", so I decide to modify it. I select a different design and background colour in the KDE config pages, and log out. No changes, still the horror login. I double check my settings, yep, everything seems fine. I reboot. Still the wrong login screen. I browse the help pages about this topic, half of them are flagged as "to be written". Grrr... To calm down, I decide to test the "Add/Remove programs" feature. I select the feature from the K-Menu. A dialog opens: "Cannot access apt cache. Please run apt-setup or apt-get update". There goes the hope of a command line free Linux... I open a terminal, try to run apt-setup. "apt-setup: command not found". *sigh*. I try apt-get update. Error, blah blah, error. The system cannot access the internet. No shit, Sherlock. So I can only add or remove programs, if I'm connected to the internet ? That's superb. Again, MS would have been maimed and killed for anything remotely similar. I'm starting to lose interest, but I'm still curious to see if the system has correctly recognized and installed the NV driver for my GF7800. I start my good old trusted OpenGL information app, a little prog that will write all available OpenGL extensions to a file. SIGSEGV. I open the KDE display object, and select to edit the current display driver config. Screen turns black, lockup. Ugh. Is it only my system ? No, other people have reported similar (and worse) problems on the (K)Ubuntu forums. Some of them 6 months or more ago. Those critical problems were still not fixed. You'd think that after all those years of development that went into user friendly GUI based Linux distros, they'd finally get at least the basics right. Apparently not.