What the HELL?

Is that even physically possible?

Ya learn somethin new every day!

I should start doing yoga...

What's an Urban Dictionary?

Makes the phrase "To put one's foot in one's mouth" somewhat cringeworthy.

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Original post by Sandbar What's an Urban Dictionary?

This is Urban Dictionary. Use it wisely, for it can tell you much about things that are disgusting.

Oooh, I see what you mean! I now know:

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710 11345 1. Shell oil, as read upside-down on a calculator. A decimal point must be added if you don't have a rip-off graphic calcuator. 2. Totally random number. "Look guys!!! It says shell oil on my calculator!!!" "That is so lame."

But also:

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poop eater one who participates in the act of eating poopies. Game show host Louie Anderson

I never knew what a weenus was.........

I don't think thats possible, is it?

Although, this does remind me of a "problem page" letter from a girl who was a gymnast, and claimed that she'd become addicted to performing oral sex on herself - she wanted to know if it was "normal".

Jon

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Original post by polly I don't think thats possible, is it? Although, this does remind me of a "problem page" letter from a girl who was a gymnast, and claimed that she'd become addicted to performing oral sex on herself - she wanted to know if it was "normal". Jon

I'm sure using your foot (heel, at least - probably not toes) for masturbation is possible for most females.

Going down on yourself - well, no. Not bloody likely. Especially for the gals.

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Original post by Oberon_Command I was going through the Urban Dictionary just now (I was REALLY bored), and I started out with nerd. This led me to geek, then to chav, then to townie, and eventually led me to weirdo, and rather obscure defintion of the word: Quote: 5. weirdo - the act of using your foot for masterbation stop giving yourself a wierdo in my presence

Well, that's the kind of definitions you'd get from a retarted 12 year old who is neglected by his parents...

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Masterbation: A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

[Edited by - agi_shi on June 30, 2006 2:29:44 PM]

That definition is wrong. Masterbation is masturbation with 1337 skillz.

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Original post by Zahlman Going down on yourself - well, no. Not bloody likely. Especially for the gals.

Sorry, but its quite possible. I have friend who was a dancer for 15 years and she could do it. If you dont believe me check out this video on ebaums world:

PROOF

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Original post by Liquid Darkness If you dont believe me check out this video on ebaums world: PROOF

"WTF" just doesn't do that video justice... I thought most peoples spines would snap if you bend it at a right-angle [oh]

Oh, and on-topic... the correctness/validity of urban dictionary is limited to nonexistant at the best of times. It was a neat novelty when it first appeared but its ultimately proved to be just another dumping ground for internet garbage.

Jack

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Original post by Liquid Darkness Quote: Original post by Zahlman Going down on yourself - well, no. Not bloody likely. Especially for the gals. Sorry, but its quite possible. I have friend who was a dancer for 15 years and she could do it. If you dont believe me check out this video on ebaums world: PROOF

I would confirm its possible also, but the only proof I could offer would be a naughty video I found on a p2p network somewhere.

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Original post by smart_idiot Quote: Original post by Liquid Darkness Quote: Original post by Zahlman Going down on yourself - well, no. Not bloody likely. Especially for the gals. Sorry, but its quite possible. I have friend who was a dancer for 15 years and she could do it. If you dont believe me check out this video on ebaums world: PROOF I would confirm its possible also, but the only proof I could offer would be a naughty video I found on a p2p network somewhere.

share plz.

Damn you guys for making me try.

I can touch my crotch with my foot, but it's really quite uncomfortable, and I don't have any room to move my feet, either.

The worst part is that the shin bone is longer than the leg bone, so you kind of go too far when you bend your knee all the way. You need someone with a slightly messed up bone structure to be able to do it properly.

And why the hell am I writing this post...

I once tried to see if I could kick my self in the nuts. I could. Therefore I believe you could also masterbate with your foot.

And yes, I can also go down on myself. Don't ask how I know that.

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Original post by Oberon_Command I was going through the Urban Dictionary just now (I was REALLY bored), and I started out with nerd. This led me to geek, then to chav, then to townie, and eventually led me to weirdo, and rather obscure defintion of the word: Quote: 5. weirdo - the act of using your foot for masterbation stop giving yourself a wierdo in my presence

Eww. The definition was probably from some very wierd kid, who thought the definition of stranger was amusing.

I found one even weirder,

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Gas Pleasure: When you cut the main vein in your penis, then pour gasoline on the cut for the stinging sensation.

Urban Dictionary is full of freaks.