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...i dont think there is a shortage of skilled IT workers in America right now and i dont think people want a handout but certainly people are qualified but not when companies are requiring skills that rival that of a superhero. example: Job Headline: VB/C++ developer Begin new permanent assignment before the fall.
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Our client has an immediate need for a C++/VB developer with 3 or more years experience in IT to join their team in this month. Primary Duties include but are not limited to: performs detailed analysis, design, programming, and unit/integration testing of assigned subsystems and modules. Candidate should be proficient in the following languages/technologies: ASP, C++, XML, XSLT, Web Services, javascript, VB, COM/COM+, SQL, Enterprise databases (SQLServer, or Oracle). Understands and follows the principles of object oriented design. Participates in design and code walkthroughs. Prepares complete and accurate estimates for statements of work and project plans. Prepares high-level architectures and designs as needed. Limited travel to various client sites will be required as is carrying a blackberry. This permanent position includes a full suite of benefits in a business casual environment and offers free parking. (WOW free parking!!! i wonder if we get to wear hawiian t-shirts and jeans on friday??//??!!!1!1!!1) Required Experience: -------------------- C++ XML Visual Basic SQL Software Development Life Cycle VB Script Required Skills ---------------- C Plus Plus <----- WTF?? XML Visual Basic SQL SDLC SQL Server Documentation Preferred skills include: Visual Basic Script, COM, Com Plus, javascript, Oracle, MS.Net, VoIP (Voice Over IP), Avaya, Unit Testing, Use Cases Benefits/Perks --------------- BlueCross BlueShield medical VSP vision Delta dental Equal opportunity employer that offers competitive salaries and benefits in a casual, fast-paced work environment. Application Requirements -------------------------- Client requires Green Card or U.S. Citizenship for this position. <!--QUOTE--></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><!--/QUOTE--><!--ENDQUOTE--> Wow this sounds great and all i suppose but lets break this down. how many languages/technologies are requirements? Lets suppose you meet the minumum and you have 3 solid years of experience. no way in 1,000 years would you have knowledge or have time to get seasoned in C++, XML, VB, SQL/Oracle, VB Script, databases, XSLT and who knows what other buzzwords the "HR" dept missed. I supposed if you had 20 years experience you have had some development with all those languages but even then i highly doubt it not just because of time constraints but also because hopefully the candidate that they are seeking hasnt had 5 or 6 different jobs that employs many different technologies. For instance if you get settled in a job chances are you will develop in 1 technology and maybe 2. unless you have been job hopping then you are mostly like at any given point only going to know 2 of those skills really well and maybe played around with another. Simple speaking, C++, XML and SQL are COMPLETELY different skills to master. No hard core C++ guy is going to touch SQL with a 10 foot pole and vice versa. people that do XML are good at XML, HTML and maybe some Java. My point is is that they want the world when in reality someone is going to have skills in 2 of those that they listed and then they go on to add things like VoIP, Avaya, COM/COM+ and SDLC(whatever that is). again it does say 3 or more years of experience but we good and well know they arent looking for someone with 20 years of experience which is the only person this side of Juptier that would have a chance and meeting all these requirements. If they did find that person they wouldnt want to pay the $80,000 a year this person would demand. They are hoping against hope to find some bozo who will work for $40,000 a year but they wont find him, not one that knows all that stuff. Maybe i am overreacting. The only types of job ads that beat this one though are continued ads wanting 5+ years experience in .NET and 4+ years in 'we wrote this piece of software in house'. Maybe its just a bluff so they can say they tried and they found no one so then they can ship the job to india-land where they can actually fill this position hiring 3 or 4 people, which is how many people it would take to actually fulfill all the desired skills. they can pay ALL 3 or 4 people about $12,000 a piece so they get to pay 3 or 4 people for the price of 1. i wish there was someway to force these companies to make sure these jobs are actually jobs and just no something an HR person typed up..i even wonder if the job ad was written by more than one person?? Note at the top it is C++ and then down a little bit it is "C Plus Plus". gimme a break.</td></tr></table></blockquote>