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This is hilarious: One time, there was a guy named Bob, and he got to be on The Apprentice. So after the first challenge, Trump decided to fire him. But Bob pulled of his skin to reveal that his skin was a costume, and that he was Donald Trump. So the other Trump revealed that he was George Lucas, and the Trump that was orignally Bob, showed that he was Jason Voorhees, equipped with a chain saw! But George Lucas revealed that he was in fact Bob all along! So Jason chases Bob, and then Bob sees a button, and it says ((""DO NOT PUSH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"")). So Bob reavealed that he is stupid, and presses the button...Wha, wha, whaaaaa. Any way, Jason was right behind him ready to cut Bob in half. But the button released a bunch of daggers which kills Jason. So Bob puts Jason's body in a bag and brings it to work with him the next morning, and his boss, Brian, who happens to be a square, asks whats in the bag. Bob tells him. Suddenly Jason comes back to life, and chases Brian. Jason sees a water tank and takes a cup and throws some water on to a high-voltage fuse box which is right next to it. Bob left the building, but he sees the building burn down. This makes him go deep into thought, and consider that it probably wasn't a good idea to move the water tank. So all these things have happened to Bob which proves one all supreme truth: Never go on The Apprentice even if Donald Trump tells you that you can be on the show, because that means that your really Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, or some other horror film character, and that "Donald Trump" is really Bob!!! Sincerely, Annoyer P.S. Yes, this really is my original joke (I make comic strips for fun, and this story is a fusion of my two favorite comic strips).
