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Note: So I was looking through my list of reviews published on Facebook, and I realized I'd been denying GDNet. I feel bad. I started writing these reviews here, and they've been exceptionally well received, so I ought to reciprocate that loyalty. My bad, everyone. I'm going to post a bunch of overdue reviews, and I'll keep it balanced from here on out.
Note: This isn't a review. It's more of a rant about a travesty set to be visited upon a theater near you. Plan accordingly.
Robert Zemeckis (director of The Polar Express and producer of Monster House, and performance capture technology enthusiast) has decided to visit upon the world another glassy-eyed creep fest (Monster House was fine from an animation aesthetics perspective) in his "animated" Beowulf adaptation. Now, I have a huge problem with this (and I despise The Polar Express, even though I never saw it, for the same reason). What is the point of creating animated digital facsimiles of people that walk, talk and act exactly like them, taking absolutely no liberties, physically? You might as well have shot the actors and added normal computer generated imagery effects. Or digitally painted over your footage like with 300. I'm an animation fan. As animation, this is horrible, and it's doubly horrible because it'll probably be nominated for an Oscar - Polar Express was - causing the beancounters and other Hollywood fucktards to further discount proper animation as a viable medium, especially the traditional format. Think about it; when last did you see a cel-based animated feature on the big screen? All the studios have gone 3D because of Pixar's successes, not realizing that it's the fucking stories that make Pixar movies worth seeing (and thus putting out trash like Over The Hedge, Chicken Little, Hoodwinked, Open Season, Valiant, The Wild and the just-released Bee Movie). See it if you want to. I think it looks like crap.
Note: This isn't a review. It's more of a rant about a travesty set to be visited upon a theater near you. Plan accordingly.
Robert Zemeckis (director of The Polar Express and producer of Monster House, and performance capture technology enthusiast) has decided to visit upon the world another glassy-eyed creep fest (Monster House was fine from an animation aesthetics perspective) in his "animated" Beowulf adaptation. Now, I have a huge problem with this (and I despise The Polar Express, even though I never saw it, for the same reason). What is the point of creating animated digital facsimiles of people that walk, talk and act exactly like them, taking absolutely no liberties, physically? You might as well have shot the actors and added normal computer generated imagery effects. Or digitally painted over your footage like with 300. I'm an animation fan. As animation, this is horrible, and it's doubly horrible because it'll probably be nominated for an Oscar - Polar Express was - causing the beancounters and other Hollywood fucktards to further discount proper animation as a viable medium, especially the traditional format. Think about it; when last did you see a cel-based animated feature on the big screen? All the studios have gone 3D because of Pixar's successes, not realizing that it's the fucking stories that make Pixar movies worth seeing (and thus putting out trash like Over The Hedge, Chicken Little, Hoodwinked, Open Season, Valiant, The Wild and the just-released Bee Movie). See it if you want to. I think it looks like crap.