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Firstly, this post might get a lil graphic for some, maybe a bit crude, but for some reason its still one of those things that I just need to share, with anyone. Its not that the outcome of the events makes me happy, its more of a joyous relief, a carthesis if you will. So without further adue... . . . . . . . OK, wow, I just had the most... intresting past four days evar. Friday I had a few surgeries on my man-bits (something didnt quite form correctly, and by something, I mean a few things), and needless to say, there was stitches and gause. ANYWHO, on the bottom of my sack, the corner of a chunk of gause got stuck on a stitch, so I clipped it as small as possible, and ignored it. Well not really, I poked at the corner to make sure it was still... gause like, and that nothing was up. This was on saturday. Then on sunday, there was a sharp pain whenever I stood, which I just kind of blamed on the "scrotal support" (fancy medical term for "jock strap thats one size too small). Then I got fancy with a mirror (try and look at the bottom of your sack without moving it... like, the very bottom), and realized all but the small soft corner of the gause I was checking had been entirely saturated with blood, which had dried, and was being forced into the flesh. Ouch. So as to not pop a stitch, I poked and prodded it until it fell off. Booya, victory was mine. Or so I thought. The pain was still there, hadnt really even stopped in the slightest. Again I chalked it up to the support. Whatever. Now, Im in colledge, so I need my partish time corner store job to survive, and burning pain whilst standing just isnt going to fly, so I was getting worried. Then lo and behold a chunk of a scab fell off of the area. I hadent noticed, but under the gause bit there was a large angular sharpish scab. OI. More poking and prodding, and a nagging "should likely let a proffesional know about this but its almost one in the morning" thought later, no more scab! Now its down to a mild sting! True victory is mine! Unless of course the precedeing events have massive adverse side effects. In which case I may very well be hooped. Nothing emidiate, as Im sure that would involve acute pain and/or unstoppable bleeding, both absent. I guess Ill just have to sleep on it, and hope that all is well in the AM. PS. Ill keep this bout of scrotal chat to a minimum, likely just this once (mainly as if I did solve the problem, not much else could happen. But now comes the chat part, does anyone else have any other self-inflicted and/or resolved medical mishaps? I do feel silly for not just trying to fully remove the gause in the first place, but I didnt want to yank on the stiches... and the comfort of not being alone in folly is always smile enducing.
