A "NO" Thread: Is there 'anything' better than getting laid?

Getting laid twice.

Absolutely everything is relative.

hanging with your best mates.
Going on holiday.
Getting married
Have children
Moving into a new house
Finishing development of a long project
heavy metal gigs
cuddling and going to sleep
winning a marathon (probably wud feel pretty good)
succeeding in anything worth while.

sex is alot of repetition with a big anti-climax. Seeing them naked is the goal, sex is just a bonus.

Doing something meaningful with your time?

Sure, doing something sexual with someone you are in a meaningful relationship counts, but simply "getting laid" is hardly important in life.


If all you seek in life is a feeling of pure pleasure, we have drugs that will induce such an intense feeling of pleasure that you die from it. What is the point in living if all you really want is oblivion?

Anything is better than getting laid if it's a gigantic, fat, hairy, old lady who people call Jabba the Hutt... But maybe that's just me.

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Original post by Talroth simply "getting laid" is hardly important in life.

So you say it's a

>waste? ;)

Spending time with someone you love.

The anticipation of getting laid with someone you've wanted for a long time?

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Original post by MikeTacular Anything is better than getting laid if it's a gigantic, fat, hairy, old lady who people call Jabba the Hutt... But maybe that's just me.

Yeah, but I hear Jabba is wild in the sack.



Is there anything better than sex? When I was 17? No. Not a chance. Now? Maybe playing hockey. I guess I'm obliged to say that getting married was better. Haven't had kids yet...

Having a job.

Getting laid by two girls at once. But I've already done that a few of times so I have to go with getting laid by three girls at once.

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Original post by RivieraKid sex is alot of repetition with a big anti-climax. Seeing them naked is the goal, sex is just a bonus.

You're doing it wrong.

Watching some n00b try and pass my C++ quizzes.

Getting laid is overrated.

In my experience gotta say No.

It really depends on how good you are at it. Good Luck!

2 things that definitely are

A/ certain drugs, state of mind dependant (though sex is of course also)
B/ directly stimulating the pleasure center

resisting the urge to get laid when someone hotter than your girlfriend is groping you

well, they're both about the same satisfaction level, but one has a fuckload of guilt afterwards which puts it back into 2nd place (well, again both technically have guilt, but one of them has a guilt that can be solved with masturbation... STORE IT IN THE INTERNAL WANK-BANK THEN LEAVE WELL ALONE!)

Hardly anything else makes me feel more complete than that.

Love doesn't require sex, so it's out of the equation.

i used to think riding a motorcycle was better than sex.. and then i met my last girlfriend.. and she screwed my brains out, often during parties.. f a motorcycle..