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ActiveUnique returning to game development

Started by ActiveUnique Oct 12, 2022 at 4:11 AM 22 replies 10.7k views
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ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

Alright I thought about it. there's a better way.

I am an amazing game developer I can make whatever I want. I am a very attractive man, much better looking than Elon Musk.

Apparently a 30 dollar webcam is better at a profile pic than a 50 dollar professional at the mall.

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
Programmer71
Programmer71

Will do, personally I was thinking about ActiveUnique and when they would have come back to the gamedev scene, this happend basically every morning as soon as i wake up

ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

sometimes 1+1 is 11

The point is, kids stuck in the special class at school say what's 1+1… 11. They're in the special class.

Sometimes adults say what's 1+1… It's a secret. They're mensa, because if they survived to adulthood with this attitude they're too dangerous to argue with by this point, are you going to tell them they're too elitist to function in a civil society?

I'm debating talking about bots and creators being paid to change their headline titles or their thumbnails, but you know the most influential thing is the ability to control the algorithm to direct the link to specific people. And that's not even news. The comparison here is if little kids are doing it out of spite or if they really believe they have a big amazing conspiracy that'll get them an advantage. There's no advantage here, if they're acting like this they look like one of the two above, and since you know 1+1 is 11 already it's stupid to believe everyone will forget and it'll be a big secret again.

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

Google's undergoing a massive censorship campaign right now. Evidently they're completely taken over. The company has control of the search and advertisement algorithms, but who has control of the company?

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
GeneralJist
GeneralJist

ActiveUnique said:
Google's undergoing a massive censorship campaign right now. Evidently they're completely taken over. The company has control of the search and advertisement algorithms, but who has control of the company?

Source?

Also,

Who are you again?

When were you here before?

ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

I will address that. Here. I guess.

I'm on gamedev.net to make a sales pitch.

I'm Joseph Thomas Pasco Corcelli, born 1986

My interest in rockets is pretty minimal. They have nothing to do with video game development. As a video game component, absolutely, I want to know exactly how I can make one work just like it was a real rocket.

When AInt can perform as a game master emulation, I have stated the correct way to use it here.

No matter what I say I can't convince people I'm not an ARG because, who knows, I've been given many strange reasons to believe it's a natural conclusion my computer's hackable. So, ok, the goal here is to land me a job close to a million dollars for every month I commit to work. I should only have to work about three or four months per year as a heavy concept lead researcher and with the functionality to program like I have already provided, if the people working with me can't figure it out.

The calculator and esolang I've programmed combine to form a limitless text-based technology foundation. The natural competitor is NLA-AI which promises to turn your farts into superheroes, ‘AInt’ has been a broad-axe among a culture of brute-force programming. If it ever does pass, it'll still need to copy me in some way to achieve VR. Even if I can't finish the esolang, because I'm not in a high-security checkpoint, the patent is a no-brainer.

I have a pretty good reason to believe I have leverage. It's a very reasonable belief. So, publishing my work for peer review is the next logical step before expecting the street I currently reside to be paved in gold.

Contact ActiveUnique@gmail.com​

Chaos Contract 2019, is a repository for a Unity project, outside the standard assets everything is by me, Joseph Corcelli.

There's a longer description on the page

https://github.com/JCorcelli/Chaos-Contract-2019

Esolang. An unfinished giant, “Yes” man

I've been developing “Yes” man as an arbitrary omni-directional esolang to code GUI from scratch. Not limited to OS and file system emulation, which will be child's play, it is meant for modding and seamlessly gamifying new scripted code. It will branch into 3D space before it's even done. Once it is done, it should be easily adapted into a real time graphic generator, a development interface.

This repository contains creative writing, it can only be understated what that means

https://github.com/JCorcelli/text_concept​

If I had to say everything that my programming so far isn't. Star Citizen's focus on Physics simulation is complimentary.

Who's looking to hire a researcher with the original IP to this, all this?

Cloud Imperium Games

Tencent

Nintendo

Google

Microsoft

I am not going to contact any of them. It's up to them to confirm with whatever human resources they have that I'm Joking or not.

Any AAA publisher really.

Contact ActiveUnique@gmail.com

I can offer to move and work on location for exorbitant pay. I'll need three months with a masseuse to smooth over some work related sores.

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
GeneralJist
GeneralJist

ActiveUnique said:
I am not going to contact any of them. It's up to them to confirm with whatever human resources they have that I'm Joking or not. Any AAA publisher really.

Companies at that level don't have random recruiters lurking on the internet waiting to snatch up the self proclaimed misunderstood genius types.

If you want a job with any of them, you need to directly apply to their openings.

If you want to trash talk those companies, understand if they are big enough, sometimes they have bots flagging people online who might be dissidents. Google Allegedly does this.

You cant on one hand ask for a job, and on the other hand trash talk the company and industry you want to get in.

At least have the sense in posting it separately.

Tom Sloper
Tom Sloper

ActiveUnique said:
I can offer to move and work on location for exorbitant pay. I'll need three months with a masseuse to smooth over some work related sores.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day. But I'm just finishing my first cup of coffee, so the funny has room to go higher. And I have high ceilings here.

-- Tom Sloper    --      sloperama.com
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

@GeneralJist

This is an olive branch.

I can understand your expectations vs reality. You have amazing reading comprehension and give really good advice.

My first attempt to explain the concept was barbaric, I know. Here's what it really is.

Minimalism. The goal is to make the smallest unimposing flat-rock. Later when someone asks how to make a flat rock they can rub their smooth rock on mine and there will be two flat rocks.

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

@Tom Sloper Read it before you go to bed ok? My writing style is better each time it's read. ?

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

By the way, programmer71 isn't making a reference to my past address with 169 rep

I'm talking in the corner of the internet without anything or anyone trying to help. My flat rock calculator is unambitious, and I'm obviously wasting my time. So, don't waste yours here either.

The Chaos Contract project is dead and broken. And supporting creative talent was just a fad during the renaissance Leonardo Da Vinci was not a gigolo or womanizer. These things just happen.

This is spam

Don't repeat

You never saw this

Failure to comply will end JoJo, Anime and Disney will begin referencing everything you do.

Worship the Great Aint because it's our only way out of this mess, even so, it's only human.

I've returned to game development to quit game development. That's all, where's the equivalent to slamming a phone when you need one?

Oh I have one. You know, when people say exactly what they mean, being honest, and pay attention to other people, they become incredibly horrible communicators it's like they're sucked into quicksand. It's impossible for them to be a programmer, life over.

(If this makes too much sense you can ignore it. It wasn't meant to.)

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
markypooch
markypooch

There is nothing you could say, or do at this point that would convince me that you are not a bot, Active.

P.s. retro theme throwback day for site when?

GeneralJist
GeneralJist

ActiveUnique said:

@GeneralJist

This is an olive branch.

I can understand your expectations vs reality. You have amazing reading comprehension and give really good advice.

My first attempt to explain the concept was barbaric, I know. Here's what it really is.

Minimalism. The goal is to make the smallest unimposing flat-rock. Later when someone asks how to make a flat rock they can rub their smooth rock on mine and there will be two flat rocks.

  1. Thank you, years of reading, writing and research and thousands of dollars invested in school have honed my skills. not to mention using my English skills almost every day for like 20 years. (I think this is the 1st complement I've ever gotten on the subject)
  2. I don't quite understand your flat rock analogy. Making flat rocks is not really comparable to what these big tech giants and AAA companies are doing. It's more like making a rock with magical powers.
  3. Why do you think your qualified to advise or work for these companies?
  4. I've worked in Recruitment and Human Resources for big companies before, and I guarantee you, most of the time they are doing all they can to just sift through applicants who apply through normal channels. Most of the time they have program machines called Applicant tracking Systems (ATS) to automate the sifting method by flagging keywords. If anything is spelled wrong or not in industry standard terms most of the time it's an automated rejection, and no human will ever see your application. On the flip side, if your able to include the exact terms they are looking for, it may sail past and get you an interview , and still no human has read your resume. (this happened to me at Google a few months ago. They were looking for a “Crisis management project coordinator” and I had the title of “project coordinator” and the word “Crisis” in my resume, so they interviewed me. I asked them why they did this, and the interviewer deflected and said her boss had picked me out of the applicant pool. It became clear to me that not even the interviewer knew why I was there, and no one in the vast recruiting chain of command had bothered to read that I was a "Crisis Counselor", which had nothing to do with Crisis management in business. And then there was another time where I interviewed for Facebook, and the interviewer said point blank that she had not seen my resume. So we wasted like 5-10 min on getting her up to speed as to my accomplishments.
  5. It's kind of hypocritical and frustrating that the candidate can't screw up at all, but the employer can just about do anything.
JoeJ
JoeJ

GeneralJist said:
It's more like making a rock with magical powers.

Can i have just the rock, please?

ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

Let's not get carried away the magic rock doesn't do anything unless you put it in a pot with water

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique
don't stop shutting up
I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

The zeitgeist is that the internet is a bad-meme machine.

The bad-meme machine gets your kids to protest, slacktivism, instead of being go-getters, doers, and proliferators.

Your kids would rather be on a streaming video with me spanking them instead of making money off it.

Instead of understanding the code that I've written, a company like mblura with eleon umssk as its founder is going to say they are the yes men. The stock market is a video game right? It's a pretty good angle. But to really dominate the global market they need to steal an idea that's where the yes man comes in. Have at it. I want to see what someone can make of it before I have a chance to finish.

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

Youtube offers some helpful videos. It's like it's talking to me.

So there's this episode of fireship that shows where esoteric languages are on the programmer iceberg. Eoteric languages are high level, so, no doubt anyone running a master's degree has written one.

what the hell… not even programming an esoteric language, just using one is so blatantly unlikly

The bottom of the programming iceberg
The bottom of the proverbial ocean, thanks Elon

The probability that an esoteric language will become viral.

Spanking women is a necessary evil. The amount of money that I earn will posthumously grow as the yes man language or its imitators earn well into the billions on a budget of one internet connection and living in my mom's basement, based on an idea that nobody would have had in a thousand years. Hang on I can probably, eh fuck it, every advancement I make now is therefor a thousand years ahead of modern time, commit.

So, rather than game development, can I solve global warming and unscrew the internet? Yes. If it's not determined to screw itself first. Unscrew the internet.

Youtube, yes I will spank her, uhh, silly, I can't quite understand those other two videos. Youtube did you know you're my imaginary friend?

A moderator on this website said something interesting. Apparently it became a bad meme. So I have to ask, why does Japan want to pay me to move there and live in their dorms full of spankable girls? (You understand I'm typing spank to mean I'll do it literally and euphemistically have relations with them.) It's not like it's just the VTuber girls, China's cute girls they sent here have wormed their way into my heart and now Twitter's bombarding me with so many hot women I've slept with all of them multiple times. Why do hot women want to sleep with me so badly?

hang on youtube has more to say

So there was this one time playing America's Army, the deadchat tried to ghost ban me, and I finished the round saying they outright tried to kill their would-be savior. I'll come back in a month…

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
ActiveUnique
ActiveUnique

Get Labotomized

a fucking vasectomy isn't good enough to sum up what castration will do

I've read about the idea guy. It's a serious misnomer. You really want to avoid the lazy team.
Tom Sloper
Tom Sloper

Thread locked due to offensive language by OP and trolling by another party. Offensive post removed. Troll post removed.

-- Tom Sloper    --      sloperama.com

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