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Bad idea for a game

Started by February 05, 2002 10:54 AM
84 comments, last by black_mage_s 22 years, 10 months ago
That might actually be interesting if you weren''t already a beta tester for most games that come out these days.

I wanna'' ride on the pope mobile.
sim-religion actually sounds promising,
no joke

heads up maxis
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Can you imagine trying to actually beta test ''sim beta tester'' before release. Or would that be the point? the bugs are real, your just too sloppy to get rid of them so you made them all ''features''

Anyhoo, of all of these I think the one that has the most promise as a real parody game has to be Grand Theft Tricycle. Image it, your a kid in a leather jacket that runs around stealing kids big wheels and making them give you their lunch money while following a line of devious ''bad kid'' pranks and tasks given to you by other bullys in the school yard. Could be far too hilarious if done well.
I can name 3 cheeses.
This was originally proposed as a driver training program, but it would also qualify as a bad idea for a game:
Kobayashi Maru Driving Simulation
How about this one...

SIM Metric ... the ultimate balanced game! Both sides are always equal!

Dave Mark
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Sim Dragon with intestinal problems?

A Haiku:
the red Dragon farts
a single spark from its maw
village blue then gone
--------------------------~The Feature Creep of the Family~
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quote: Original post by Tok
Sim Dragon with intestinal problems?


Hehe... there is an animated movie called B.C. Rocks or something like that. One of the characters is a dragon that can''t breathe fire... he farts it. The main dude solves this by sticking a cork up his ass. Thanks for wonderful memories of a really stupid movie!



Dave Mark
Intrinsic Algorithm Development

"Reducing the world to mathematical equations!"

Dave Mark - President and Lead Designer of Intrinsic Algorithm LLC
Professional consultant on game AI, mathematical modeling, simulation modeling
Co-founder and 10 year advisor of the GDC AI Summit
Author of the book, Behavioral Mathematics for Game AI
Blogs I write:
IA News - What's happening at IA | IA on AI - AI news and notes | Post-Play'em - Observations on AI of games I play

"Reducing the world to mathematical equations!"

How about a whole series called of RTS games called "The War of the Flames"? For example, "The War of the Flames - the OpenGL Crusades". You control a bunch of bad arguments in a futile and horribly pointless war. Neither side can win the war - they can only hope to look cooler than the other side. The players must watch the screen closely at all times to be able to immediately respond to attacks with witty one-liners.
Sim Derek Smart:

a combination of Sim Religion and Sim Flame Wars. You must convince people that you are a god and sell your buggy game at the same time. Only difference is that you loose points for witty one liners; longer the post the more money you'll eventually make.

Edited by - juozasg on February 7, 2002 6:16:25 PM

Edited by - juozasg on February 7, 2002 6:40:26 PM
what about:

SIM Meier.

you are a top game designer and all you have to do is the same game for the next 10 years.

:p

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