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RASCI the Decision-Making Mongoose

Started by gimbal_lock Sep 16, 2004 at 1:57 PM 4 replies 8.2k views
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gimbal_lock
gimbal_lock
My employer decided to invent a new decision-making model to use at work. It's an acronym, RASCI, which stands for...actually I forgot. Anyway not the point. The point is that they came up with the dumbest frigging mascot I've ever seen. His name is Rasci the decision-making mongoose, and they even passed out plush mongoose toys. I hate this mongoose and I want it to die. Seriously, doesn't that sound like something directly out of office space? "With ever decision you make, you have to think 'How does THIS Affect the Company!'" "And so on Friday, if you want to, you can come to work uh..in a hawaiian shirt, and jeans." My employer is always doing stuff like this. Sp anyway I brought the mongoose home intending to throw it out or burn it or both, but my wife has just discovered that my 4-month-old daughter (bron 8 weeks premature) thinks the mongoose is hilarious so now I have to keep it. Kids are too much trouble sometimes.
Ra
Ra
You could always decapitate a mongoose (one of the stuffed ones, of course... you might go real for maximum effect) and leave it on the boss's desk.
Ra
PixolMaster
PixolMaster
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Original post by Ra
You could always decapitate a mongoose (one of the stuffed ones, of course... you might go real for maximum effect) and leave it on the boss's desk.


If I were you I'd pack it with explosives, videotape the detonation and leave the tape/dvd on the desk of you boss. Be sure to include a note written in blood with all capital letters saying "I AM NOT A TERRORIST!!"
Salsa
Salsa
I'm sorry, but that is ridiculously hilarious.
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Densun
Densun
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

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