Introducing myself...

Greetings and welcom to teh intarweb!

Hmm, I wonder how many "Abel K."s there are in Miami Beach, Fl....

...apparently none, this is obviously a hoax.

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Original post by capn_midnight ...apparently none, this is obviously a hoax.

No, he's actually a Nigerian wishing to give us 20% of a sum of money transferred from their account to ours.

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Original post by benryves Quote: Original post by capn_midnight ...apparently none, this is obviously a hoax. No, he's actually a Nigerian wishing to give us 20% of a sum of money transferred from their account to ours.

wOW. HOW do i get in on this?!?~? PLEASE PM ME>

But seriously, that's cool. Enjoy your stay.

Hello

GREETINGS!

Yeah, about your website, I was playing pong and I noticed that the velocity of the ball is not constant - the y-velocity is, while the x changes. This leads to inconstant velocities (due to vector additions of x and y components of the velocity). You should define the y velocity in terms of x: y_velocity = sqr(desired_velocity² - x_velocity²). But other than that, nice site.

Welcome to Gamedev: Home of unconstructive criticism! [lol]

EDIT: updated forums

Welcome to the last forum you'll ever join.

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Original post by Abelius Recently found this forum...

In Soviet Russia, GameDev.net found YOU!

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Original post by alnite Quote: Original post by Abelius Recently found this forum... In Soviet Russia, GameDev.net found YOU!

On Soviet gamedev, community is active on YOUR member!

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Original post by alnite Quote: Original post by Abelius Recently found this forum... In Soviet Russia, GameDev.net found YOU!

You're lucky you don't live in Soviet Gamedev, because then your arm would have broken you!

Oh yes, welcome, enjoy your stay, and read the FAQ or FAQ off.

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Original post by Jesper T Quote: Original post by alnite Quote: Original post by Abelius Recently found this forum... In Soviet Russia, GameDev.net found YOU! On Soviet gamedev, community is active on YOUR member!

I don't think we're THAT passionate about GDNet.

o _o

It's always sad to see the sight of a fresh forum goer spiralling into the state of a Lounge junkie. Welcome to the boards.

You should never have came here, I pity your soul. [depressed]

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Original post by Jesper T Quote: Original post by alnite Quote: Original post by Abelius Recently found this forum... In Soviet Russia, GameDev.net found YOU! On Soviet gamedev, community is active on YOUR member!

O_o

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Original post by Rob Loach Welcome to the last forum you'll ever join.

Yeah, because you'll never bother to check any others, since you'll be too busy posting here in the lounge! Welcome!

lo bob

Hello, and welcome to GameDev.net! Enjoy this community of assorted individuals. It really is a priceless source of information on game development.

People call this place hell, lounge junkies call it home. Your best bet for survival is to gouge out your eye balls with a spoon, and then with the spoon still in your hand, you need to cut off your fingers on one hand, after that stick the spoon in your mouth, and then cut of the fingers off on your other hand. Ok the following will be a bit difficult, albeit you may pass out, but with practice you can do this.

you need to then take the spoon with your feet and turn your hide sideways counter clockwise and stick the spoon, cup side up into your ear as far as it will go. Bring your head back to its original position. You then must turn your head clockwise and do the same thing in the preceeding step to your other year.

There, your done. You should now be free from any grasp this lounge has on your being. If someone comes to you and begins doing morse code, tapping out the posts of the lounge on your naked, cold, and clammy body, well there's still hope. You must get a friend to direct you towards a lightning storm. Stay out there until you get by lightning.. A few times. After that your nervous system should be destroyed enough where you wont feel anything. Enjoy your stay at these forums!

I say run while you can, I'm missing so many homeowrk assignments in school because i decided to post in the forums instaed of do the homework. So Yes, RUN LIKE HELL.