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I can't believe they're serious (in game pizza ordering)

Started by Etnu Feb 18, 2005 at 3:21 AM 32 replies 4.6k views
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Etnu
Etnu
What kind of fat, lazy SOBs go for this? Ok, actually, I would do it for most games. Now, I wouldn't do it for Everquest, on account of the fact that the game is boring and I'm not nearly nerdy enough (anymore) to play it. Cross promotional stuff is kind of funny, but, honestly, who wants that to show up when they order a pizza?
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Season2
Season2
It would help those folks that have already had their vocal cords atrophy from no use. Though most of the people I know that are hopelessly addicted to Everquest 1 or 2 already have an I.V. and a catheter, or at least a feeding tube.

They would have to order at night though, otherwise when they answered the door the sun would burn them to a crisp.
golopart
golopart
Are you serious? My vocal cords could atrohpy??? Gripes, I need to talk more.
Uthman
Uthman
i think this is freaking awesome!!

/pizza
/kfc
/benandjerries
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Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff
I wonder if your avatar will perform some kind of animation when you order a pizza.
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CrimsonSun
CrimsonSun
Truly dedicated EQers use teamspeak or ventrilo. Their vocal cords do NOT atrophy, thank you very much!
Stonicus
Stonicus
Next is the /dopeman and /hooker commands.

Oh, and to answer the OP question, *ANY* kind of fat, lazy S.O.B. goes for that.


[Edited by - Stonicus on February 18, 2005 8:50:57 AM]
owl
owl
This is not cool. They should have made some sort of place where you can go with your avatar and order the pizza directly from the game.
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kSquared
kSquared
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Original post by Etnu
What kind of fat, lazy SOBs go for this?

Ok, actually, I would do it for most games. Now, I wouldn't do it for Everquest, on account of the fact that the game is boring and I'm not nearly nerdy enough (anymore) to play it. Cross promotional stuff is kind of funny, but, honestly, who wants that to show up when they order a pizza?


Frankly, that's repulsive. Anyone who doesn't respect themselves enough to get out of their chair, take a break from gaming, and make a reasonably healthy dinner is asking for a heart attack at 35. Gaming should be entertainment, not a way of life. Letting it infringe on your physical well-being is foolish.
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caffeineaddict
caffeineaddict
Well, that sucks, they claim that there are no Pizza Hut's in my area. THEY'RE LYING! [sad].
TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL
Pizza Hut: Bringing you one step closer to imprisoning yourself voluntarily in your own home.
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Conner McCloud
Conner McCloud
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Original post by kSquared
Frankly, that's repulsive. Anyone who doesn't respect themselves enough to get out of their chair, take a break from gaming, and make a reasonably healthy dinner is asking for a heart attack at 35. Gaming should be entertainment, not a way of life. Letting it infringe on your physical well-being is foolish.

People sometimes eat pizza, its not that big a deal. If you're ordering it through Everquest every day, then there's a problem.

Personally, I'd certainly take advantage of this in many games. I do all my pizza ordering online, because I hate talking to people over the phone. Most games I play aren't terribly easy to tab away from because of my memory being so tiny, so an in game solution would be great. Of course, if it just launches your web browswer and switches me out of the game anyhow, then its a waste of time.

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The Frugal Gourmet
The Frugal Gourmet
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Original post by Conner McCloud
Quote:
Original post by kSquared
Frankly, that's repulsive. Anyone who doesn't respect themselves enough to get out of their chair, take a break from gaming, and make a reasonably healthy dinner is asking for a heart attack at 35. Gaming should be entertainment, not a way of life. Letting it infringe on your physical well-being is foolish.

People sometimes eat pizza, its not that big a deal. If you're ordering it through Everquest every day, then there's a problem.



Uh yeah. Ordering and eating a pizza when you're playing a game is no big deal at all.

Eating a pizza while you're playing a game every day? Now that might add up. :)
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evolutional
evolutional
Hmmm, imagine how lucrative a streaming MP3 service would be. You pay for a few tracks and they're streamed along as part of the game for you to listen to. It could manifest itself as an in-game radio station or something.
necromancer_df
necromancer_df
That's great. The only problem I can see is that you still have to move out of your chair to actually go to the door and get the pizza when the guy comes. I guess one solution would be to leave my front door permanantly open...
TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL
Or Vitamin D supplements that you can order from in game, so that you don't have the deleterious effects of not getting enough sunlight.

the streaming mp3 radio station idea has merit. however, i suggest we make money from advertisers on said mp3 radio stations rather than try to get money out of the player. pizza hut would sign up, i wager.
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The Frugal Gourmet
The Frugal Gourmet
I should add I've done it before several times (ordered a pizza on the internet).

Usually when we're playing UT2004 with a few friends at my house.

I am not the slightest bit fat or unhealthy. Nor are any of my friends. I'm 30 years old, I'm married, and am not a social Pariah of any kind.

Amazing, huh?

It's almost like ordering a pizza on the internet is no big deal at all.
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evolutional
evolutional
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Original post by TANSTAAFL
the streaming mp3 radio station idea has merit. however, i suggest we make money from advertisers on said mp3 radio stations rather than try to get money out of the player. pizza hut would sign up, i wager.


Makes sense. Plus you can target the adverts pretty well being that it's across a particular type of game. So, free streaming MP3s to all players with short ad breaks after each song. I reckon it'll be done [at some point]

[Edited by - evolutional on February 18, 2005 11:02:46 AM]

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