Bad Jokes

I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR."

Now that's bad.

Two blondes walk into a bar. BOOM BOOM!

I got suspended last time I posted in one of these threads.[sad] I'll keep my jokes to myself.

Two birds where sitting on a perch

One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

BA HA HA HA!!! I like that one [lol]

Two flies were sitting in a toilet.
One got pissed off.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "'ere, how do you drive this thing?"

a pirate walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bar tender asks "what is that steering wheel on your pants for?" the pirate replys "arrg! its driving me nuts!"

(light a cigarette lighter) "Hey baby, ever slept with a pyromaniac? They say it's pretty hot."

Jim: How many ADHD kids does it take to unscrew a lightbulb?

Joe: I don't know, how many?

Jim: ...wanna go ride bikes?

-IV

I seen this on a car today:

"I got this bumper sticker for my girlfriend... Best trade I ever made!"

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Original post by H_o_p_s Two Irish men walk out of a bar! Get it? Har! Har! Har! It is almost as funny as: Two Mexicans drove by in a truck!

But not nearly as funny as:

Two programmers go out on a date!

Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!

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Original post by supercoder74 Can you hold on to this? C:\Dos C:\Dos\Run Run\Dos\Run!

That's up there with:

There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.

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Original post by Moe Quote: Original post by supercoder74 Can you hold on to this? C:\Dos C:\Dos\Run Run\Dos\Run! That's up there with: There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.

That is one of my favorite ones of all time though! I actually have a shirt that has that on it....

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Original post by skittleo How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....? ... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.

I don't get it. [embarrass]

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Original post by benryves Quote: Original post by skittleo How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....? ... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way. I don't get it. [embarrass]

Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...

two strings walk into a bar

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The other says "Sorry, my freinds not null terminated"

From,
Nice coder

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Original post by Avatar God Quote: Original post by benryves Quote: Original post by skittleo How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....? ... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way. I don't get it. [embarrass] Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...

Thirding that. I thought it'd be a phonetic thing, but it isn't, as far as I can tell. Explain.