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Started by wizardpc Aug 1, 2006 at 4:32 PM 64 replies 14.2k views

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Aug 1, 2006 at 4:32 PM

ok, our company has investors call in for updates. one of our investors's is named Seymore Sachs. He introduces himself that way when he calls. Its getting very hard for me to hold in the laughter. Does anyone else know any real life funny/odd names ? a few others are kids i went to school with: Joe Dong Harry Dong (Joe Dongs's brother) Justin Case

Aug 1, 2006 at 5:41 PM

Mike Hunt

poor kid [depressed]

jjd

Aug 1, 2006 at 5:44 PM

Sean Balls

Drewish

Aug 1, 2006 at 5:46 PM

My friend has told me of a brother and sister named Harry and Pat respectively, last name Dick.

Drakkcon

Aug 1, 2006 at 5:52 PM

I had a friend named Alec Cox (say it out loud).

He never got made fun of though, because he was really nice and everyone liked him.

silverphyre673

Aug 1, 2006 at 5:57 PM

Les Piddle was a urologist (no joke!) who worked with my dad.

jfclavette

Aug 1, 2006 at 6:33 PM

Some hockey player is called Rod Brind'amour which roughly translate to Rod Bit-of-love.

Moe

Aug 1, 2006 at 6:35 PM

I remember my brothers laughing about a name in our local phonebook: Joe King

ViLiO

Aug 1, 2006 at 6:45 PM

Don't personally know anyone with these names but ....

Hugh Janus
Justin Bread (seems plausible)

and assuming you use 'Dick' for anyone called 'Richard' (like myself [smile]), the possibilities are almost endless ...

Richard Long
Richard Small
Richard Head? [wink]

Ravuya

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:00 PM

There was some poor guy named Richard Wood posting to one of the computer-hardware-swap lists that I read.

Superpig's name is Richard Fine; I recommended he go into pronography.

irreversible

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:04 PM

Ben Dover, the proverbial worst name ever.

superpig

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:07 PM

Quote:
Original post by Ravuya
Superpig's name is Richard Fine; I recommended he go into pronography.

What amuses me is that you thought that was Ron Jeremy all these years.

I once knew a chap called Wayne King.

irreversible

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:11 PM

Quote:
Original post by Drakkcon
I had a friend named Alec Cox (say it out loud).

He never got made fun of though, because he was really nice and everyone liked him.

There exists a beer brand called A Le Coq

Driv3MeFar

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:23 PM

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

Paradigm Shifter

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:27 PM

I once got given a business card by a man called Long Wang.
I know someone called Richard Allcock.
My friends wife is Lucy (Luce) Coyle. They didn't call their daughter Rusty.
My own name is an anagram of "Eerie Dr. Dick Vagina".

Beat those...

LessBread

Aug 1, 2006 at 7:27 PM

Magnolia Thunderpussy

Chokki

Aug 1, 2006 at 9:01 PM

Donnie Rasmuth, the fake student persona i made in high school for these tests we were obligated to take. Donnie gained a little noteriety among the staff because they couldn't figure out who he was-- and they could neither send the test back to the testing company, or get rid of it, because they could not prove/deny that he took the test.

jjd

Aug 1, 2006 at 9:28 PM

When I was growing up, it was popular to make prank calls to a man with the unfortunate name, Ivan Ichianus.

Salsa

Aug 1, 2006 at 9:31 PM

Back in highschool, there was a kid named Fenner Buttersworth. I remember him because we had a Fight-4-Osteoporosis event in the cafeteria one day, and he drank 43 consecutive milk cartons before lunch was over. He also stole a calculator from a girl in Calculus, if I remember correctly.

Moe

Aug 1, 2006 at 9:46 PM

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Original post by Salsa
Back in highschool, there was a kid named Fenner Buttersworth. I remember him because we had a Fight-4-Osteoporosis event in the cafeteria one day, and he drank 43 consecutive milk cartons before lunch was over.

Is there any way that that is humanly possible?

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