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ITT, I defend the theory that Russell's teapot, as presented to us by the holy prophet Bertrand, not only exists, but is in fact responsible for the existence of the entirety of the observable universe (It has chosen, more or less arbitrarily, to reside in elliptical orbit between Earth and Mars). Furthermore, nothing existed prior to the birth of Russell, when The Teapot, simultaneously created the entire universe in its observable state as of the date we call "May 18, 1872", including Mrs. Russell giving birth to little Bertrand. I am hoping that looking at such an argument from an outside perspective will force, er, certain individuals to get a fucking clue WRT the nature of science and religion, and the meaning of terms like 'logic', 'proof', 'evidence', 'choice' etc. Suggestions for what to take as a "religious text" are welcome. EDIT: fixed link. Actually, the closing A tag was present; what was missing was the closing quote on the URL. [Edited by - Zahlman on August 7, 2006 8:22:52 PM]