Vicious man-eating badgers!

What those Iraqis should really be afraid of is the chupacabras we released over there.

badger badger badger badger...

snaaaaake! snaaaaaake!

And so forth. I was hoping they had been genetically modified to kill humans but I'm disappointed, they are very normal...

This thread disappoints me. I was hoping for a vicious man chowing down on some poor badgers.

badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN' BADGERS!!!

On a side note since when did badgers eat people? Maybe maul a person but to eat a person seems excessive for a badger.

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Original post by eedok badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN' BADGERS!!! On a side note since when did badgers eat people? Maybe maul a person but to eat a person seems excessive for a badger.

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Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old farmer from Abu Sakhar, north of Basra, claimed he saw one of the badgers eat a cow.

[lol]

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UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

best press statement EVER! [lol]

Don't click, they will eat your brain.

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Original post by phantom Quote: UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. best press statement EVER! [lol]

I'll bet the thought of being able to utter sentences like that are the reason Mike wanted to be a press liaison officer.

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Original post by dorix This thread disappoints me. I was hoping for a vicious man chowing down on some poor badgers.

Me too. :'-(

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Original post by dorix This thread disappoints me. I was hoping for a vicious man chowing down on some poor badgers.

Well, they chomped a bunny rabbit at the Najaf police graduation ceremony, that may satisfy you. [smile] [1]

Did they edit the article? Or was paulecoyote's link changed? They took out my favorite part [sad]

On a similar note, the US Navy trained a batch of dolphins equipped with fast-acting "toxic dart" guns.

After Katrina, 36 of them escaped. Could one of these slippery assassin mammals be behind these recent animal attacks on the beleaguered nation? Only time can tell.

Ignore what Snopes says. I have it on good authority that it is run by a dolphin sympathizer.

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Original post by Omid Ghavami Did they edit the article? Or was paulecoyote's link changed? They took out my favorite part [sad]

The article has changed. The picture at the top is different.