Random Q & A

A: Include.
Q: This post violates copyright law, why might that be?

A: Quite Impossible.
Q: What do you have in your pocket right now?

Q. Is this thread pointless?
A. Yes.

A: Yes
Q: But will people still respond?

A: I doubt it.
Q: Where are my glasses?

A: Where you left them.
Q: Why do people ask stupid questions ?

A. To get stupid answers, obviously.
Q. What should I have for a snack tonight?

A: Spam
Q: Do you like spam?

A. Hogmaw
B. Is it time for Teletubbies, yet?

A:

Well, since Programmer One stalled it, I'll get it going again:

Q: Sausages: patties or links?

A: Both!
Q: What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A/Q: African or European?

A: I don't know that.
Q: What's the next question you're going to ask?

A: "Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?".
Q: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front??

A: 2.4674011 Sideways.
Q: The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

A: Just follow the sound of the pissed off leopard.
Q: Pirates or Ninjas? (assuming the Pirates are ex military and the Ninjas are suffering from influenza)

A: No contest. Pirates are overrated. Ninjas today, ninjas tomorrow , ninjas forever!
Q: Do you regularly engage in handwashing prior to exiting the bathroom?

A. Only on #2
Q. Top or bottom?