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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Started by Hikeeba Jul 1, 2003 at 8:13 PM 1393 replies 185.4k views

Original Post

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:13 PM

Well, I''m bored and I thought this might be fun little Lounge thread. Here''s how it goes: Someone posts a question, the next person posts the answer and another question, and so on. Since I''m not good at explaining things here''s an example: Post #1: Q. What would you do if I attacked you with a wet sponge? Post #2: A. Nuke the sponge from orbit. Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it? And it just continues on like that. Now to start: Q. Ranch or Thousand Island?

Crispy

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:19 PM

quote:
Original post by Hikeeba
Q. Ranch or Thousand Island?

A: They didn''t go to the Moon so there''s no telling.

Q: You meet a gorgeous girl in the street with 300 people around and she tells you: "take me here or never". What do you do? What do you do?

Jakarta

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:20 PM

yes(definately one of those)

goto sleep or not?

EDIT: woops I am too late :-(

[edited by - vbeir on July 1, 2003 9:21:13 PM]

Xtremehobo

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:21 PM

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ASCII a stupid quesion, get a stupid ANSI !!
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Hikeeba

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:32 PM

quote:
Original post by VBeir
goto sleep or not?

A. Only if you like to wear Little Boe Peep costumes while smoking cigars.

Q. Do you like to wear Little Boe Peep costumes while smoking cigars?

Crispy

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:48 PM

quote:
Original post by Hikeeba
Q. Do you like to wear Little Boe Peep costumes while smoking cigars?

A: I''d like to know what Little Boe Beep costumes are

Question: What is the ankh? (referring to one of the best movies/books of all time, Logan''s Run)

falkone

Jul 1, 2003 at 8:55 PM

A) Forty-two

Q) What is the meaning of life?

zer0wolf

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:03 PM

Avatar God

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:05 PM

Six times nine, of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

//gaaah. a little late.

[edited by - Avatar God on July 1, 2003 10:06:09 PM]

Raymondo

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:38 PM

A) A woodchuck would chuck as a much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q) What would you do for a klondyke bar?

[edited by - raymondo on July 1, 2003 10:39:03 PM]

Hikeeba

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:39 PM

quote:
Original post by Raymondo
What would you do for a klondyke bar?

A. Not much if it's been in your pocket.

Q. Ever wonder what a coked up rabbit would be like?

[edited by - Hikeeba on July 1, 2003 10:40:49 PM]

cowsarenotevil

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:41 PM

quote:
Original post by Avatar God
Six times nine, of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

//gaaah. a little late.

[edited by - Avatar God on July 1, 2003 10:06:09 PM]

A: None

Q: Is six times nine really 42?

-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-

If you see the image I am online

Check out PGNet.tk

cowsarenotevil

Jul 1, 2003 at 9:43 PM

quote:
Original post by Hikeeba
Q. Ever wonder what a coked up rabbit would be like?

A: no.

Q: Do you think cows are evil (note: glowing red eyes are merely a sign of good milk production.

-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-

If you see the image I am online

Check out PGNet.tk

omegasyphon

Jul 1, 2003 at 10:08 PM

a: jersey cows are evil but not japanese cows.
q: fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy isnt fuzzy is he?

Colin Jeanne

Jul 1, 2003 at 10:11 PM

A: Of course

Q: What was the question again?

Qui fut tout, et qui ne fut rien
Invader''s Realm

cowsarenotevil

Jul 1, 2003 at 10:17 PM

quote:
Original post by omegasyphon
a: jersey cows are evil but not japanese cows.
q: fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy isnt fuzzy is he?

It''s "was he" you fool. You ruined the whole thing!

Hikeeba

Jul 1, 2003 at 10:19 PM

quote:
Original post by cowsarenotevil
It''s "was he" you fool. You ruined the whole thing!

*universe implodes as cows fails to ask a question*

A. I guess cows are evil.

Q. Anyone want steak?

Rob Loach

Jul 1, 2003 at 11:22 PM

quote:
Original post by Hikeeba
Q. Anyone want steak?

A. Why bother, he''s only 4 feet tall.

Q. Are you wearing my pants?

Bakingsoda36

Jul 1, 2003 at 11:23 PM

A.Yes

Q.WOuld you like salt or pepper with that?

Zero_Streak

Jul 1, 2003 at 11:35 PM

A. No thanks, I''ll take my water without condiments.

Q. Whos that behind you?

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