A simple side-scrolling platform game. The kind that everyone loves. The focus of the story? Object X is the hero, struggling to collect all of object Y and to defeat Overlord Z to free his people. My question to you is: x/y/z?

x: skwoot the squirrel
y: hazelnuts
z: the bad white bear

X: William Burroughs
Y: heroin
Z: Censors

X - Virtual representation of the player in cyber space.
Y - Data files.
Z - Virtual representations of the government in cyber space.

X: A Pizza which has, through a freak neutrino interaction in the oven, gained consciousness.
Y: Pepperoni
Z: The chef, who has been enslaving and killing pizza-kind for centuries.

You asked for random.

X: The letter X
Y: The letter Y
Z: The letter Z

Ok, now a more serious attempt:
X: An alien
Y: Crashed spaceship parts in Roswell
Z: Government Agents

X: Hippopotamus
Y: Rusty spoons
Z: A giant treadmill


How's that?

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Original post by Punk Designer X - Virtual representation of the player in cyber space. Y - Data files. Z - Virtual representations of the government in cyber space.

I like this idea, it's kinda cool. How about Z being hackers or viruses or something trying to take over the world. The government works for this one, too, of course.

Punk designer's idea is pretty cool :O

Although the best so far was Fastcall's. Not sure how you defeat an evil treadmill though.

X: "Moral fag"
Y: Internet memes
Z: 4chan/anon/Hackers on steriods